eddy's definitions

sea shepherd

Violent extremists with no ethics nor morals. They will stop at nothing to force their extremist minority views upon the majority fascism. They have endangered the lives of others, celebrated their deaths, distorted the facts, and attacked others to propagate their cause.

The Canadian coast guard should have torpedoed the farley mowat for endangering lawful seal hunters and for ramming other ships. The sea shepherd’s claims of being in international waters at the time are as preposterous as their antics.

How appropriate of the sea shepherds to bail out two of their farley mowat crew members with twoonies. They wanted to exchange two loonies for a twoonie!

by Eddy April 16, 2008

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by Eddy January 21, 2009

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

FUNIMACTION

An imagianry block which consists of programs such as Dragonball Z, Yu Yu Hauksho, Digimon, Pokemon and Cowboy Bebop.

Monday August 4, 2003

8:00pm Dragon Ball Z Buu's Reincarnation
8:30pm Best of Z Collision Course
9:00pm Yu Yu Hakusho Legendary Bandit: Yoko Kurama
9:30pm Digimon A Hunka Hunka BurningGreymon
10:00pm Pokemon The Mystery is History
10:30pm Cowboy Bebop Sympathy for the Devil

by Eddy October 18, 2003

PlaySucktion2

an un-funny pun created by PlayStation 2 haters.

"I'd much rather have an X-Box over a GayCube or PlaySucktion2!" ~ fanboy

by Eddy October 18, 2003

X-Sux

an unfunny pun created by 12 year old X-Box haters, often used by fanboys

by Eddy October 18, 2003

N-Gage

a handheld gaming system/cell phone destined for failure

by Eddy October 18, 2003