eddy's definitions

capitalism

Terrible system where a lucky few are born into obscene wealth while the average person has to work 8 hours a day just to stay alive and those who can't find work starve to death.

We must never abandon capitalism because I deserved all 100 million of my dollars because I got lucky and was born into a rich family.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

crab people

1) a civilazation that has lived underground for 1,000 years
2) disquised as the "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" guys
3) tastes like crab, talks like people

by Eddy October 23, 2003

Bombay Lightning

Unknown source of ignition.

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!

by Eddy July 22, 2006

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006

overrated

see PlayStation 2 and Dragonball Z

by Eddy October 22, 2003

Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

by Eddy July 30, 2007

Click

A sound made by putting the back on the tongue on the back top of the mouth(the velar part) and the tip of the tongue behind the teeth, on the flat part behind the teeth, or the ridge, and pulling down with the tongue to create a pressure difference that when released, produces a pop-like consonant. A click can also be made by separating the lips. Khoisan and some Bantu languages, such as Ju|oansi and Xhosa, have many clicks in them, as does Tëlþuilgöç.

Khoisan dozens of different clicks in addition to mroe common consonants.

by Eddy June 26, 2003