eddy's definitions

suck face

A game where you it make out in the least atractive way possible

"Carson practically devoured Shery's face, they were playing SUCK FACE"

by Eddy October 24, 2004

Spice Cougars

A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!

Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!

by Eddy December 31, 2007

royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing

We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room

by eddy July 19, 2003

Flakebook

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.

Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.

by Eddy September 5, 2007

the one

The person who is supposed to be able to defeat the agents in the Matrix.

Neo is beleived to be the One.

by Eddy June 26, 2003

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007