ed's definitions

shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 27, 2005

drone

drone is a sub type of doom music its usualy long records with one note being played again and again very slowly about 1 bpm which builds into a wall of sound

a good drone band is sunn ((0))

by ed January 23, 2005

Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

fully automatic

(adj.) The characteristic of a firearm being able to fire all rounds in its magazine with a single pull of the trigger.

Note: This characteristic is NOT indicated by the terms assault weapon or semi auto.

Fully automatic firearm types include machine guns, sub-machine guns, assault rifles, and others. Some of these may also have a semi auto mode that can be selected.

"My UZI is a fully automatic firearm, and as such was already illegal before the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, which banned semi auto rifles."

by ed July 25, 2004

the dog ate the cheese

It originated on the playground, it comes from the art of being random. It is quite easy to use, just say it when everybody goes quiet

err
The dog ate the cheese
you what?
The dog ate the cheese

by Ed March 3, 2005

tragic

something that is crappy. usually involves people dying

9/11 was tragic

by Ed July 23, 2003

krunk

Krunk is word currently used by famous rappers such as lil' Jon, meaning crazy angry or in crediblr powerfull "Krunk" is a very versatile word that is gaining popularity and differing meaning.

Some dude cut me off in the freeway now im all krunk and shi*.

by Ed February 17, 2005