ed's definitions

Fonando

Fonando is a word used to describe an instance in which a female's underwear is visible when she sits down because she is wearing a skirt and fails to cross her legs. The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School. See also Punando.

Snap a pic of that fonando when she sits down!

by Ed April 24, 2005

alene

a person, usually a girl, who is way too classix to bone

dave: you well want to bone her don't you
ed: no shes an alene

by ed July 7, 2004

thingy

Male: The catch on a woman's bra
Female: Any gadget intended for a man.

Male: I can't undo this thingy, dammit!
Female: What's that thingy do?

by Ed October 11, 2003

ginger kid

Eric Cartman is a ginger kid, but only because he made fun of them and stan wanted to educate him.

i watched the south park episode with a ginger kid

kids with red hair and really white skin. the cause of this is a resessive ressesive gene. if you are a ginger kid, and your wife or husband is a ginger kid, all of your children will be ginger kids.

Eric was turned into a ginger kid by a daywalker

Anthony is a ginger kid

you could have been a ginger kid

by Ed February 9, 2006

rolling on dubs

The root of dubs stems from the term doves. Doves, inturn, is used to describe 1 gram of marijuana. A "flock of doves" is 1 ounce of marijuana in individual 1 gram "dime" bags prepared to be sold. The transistion from marijuana to wheels might be from the ostentatious cars driven by successful drug dealers.

Hook me up wit a dub (a.k.a. dove, dime ) of da sticky-icky.

by Ed August 6, 2003

polyamorous

Having multiple sexual partners. (Generally all at one time)

My polyamorous friend slept with 20 guys this month.

by ed August 3, 2004

soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

by Ed December 17, 2004