pedosexual

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

See pedophile.
Bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a "pedosexual" in order to portray his deviant sexual desires as a mere sexual orientation. The rest of us know Bob is really just mentally ill.
by Ed January 21, 2005
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west virginia

The Mountain State. Well, we don't have any mountains, but who gives a damn. Whoever thinks we joined the Union because we are nigger lovers should be shot. West Virginia has one of smallest black percentages in the country, trust me. I only like one black kid, Femi. Yes, we are moonshine lovin, rednecks, but most people can't handle the strong shit like us.
Jesus Christ that truck is lifted... Yupp, its got WV tags... Figures
by Ed February 28, 2005
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alene

a person, usually a girl, who is way too classix to bone
dave: you well want to bone her don't you
ed: no shes an alene
by ed July 07, 2004
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pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.
by Ed January 20, 2005
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jiffy

i'm only rolling a jiffy
by Ed May 04, 2003
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l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
by Ed April 03, 2005
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polyamorous

Having multiple sexual partners. (Generally all at one time)
My polyamorous friend slept with 20 guys this month.
by ed August 04, 2004
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