ed's definitions

Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.

these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.

by Ed February 19, 2004

Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 27, 2005

Crapalyst

The new name for ATI's Catalyst video card drivers.

Will they ever improve their drivers are keep adding more useless features? New driver releases fix one issue and create five new ones.

by Ed February 27, 2005

slop shot

The climax of a porn scene featuring a male wherein the camera focuses in on the male's junk, and he blows his spooge all over the place. Also known as a cum shot.

"Everybody take cover! Here comes the slop shot!"

"So what? We are across the room from those two rutting persons."

"Can you not see, fool? That man is none other than Peter North!"

/everybody screams and ducks behind tables\

by Ed March 3, 2004

esoteric

adj.
1)understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite.
2)belonging to the select few.
3)private; secret;confidential.

TRISHA: and the winning theme is 'That Episode of Whos the Boss Where Tony Sees Rachael Naked in the Shower.
PETER: YES! That's mine! un-freakin-believable!
LOIS: Peter, isn't that somewhat esoteric?
PETER: Lois, Whos the Boss isn't a food.

by Ed August 4, 2004

web site

a page viewed on the internet

urbandictionary.com is a kick-ass web site

by Ed July 23, 2003