desperryado's definitions

Tengu

A person with excellent fighting skills, excellent showmanship or other awesome character traits.

A verb used to describe someone getting attacked in a entertaining or awesome manner.

1. You should see Morgannus fight, he is a tengu.

2. Man Jimmy, you really tengu'd him good when you bashed him in the face with a rock.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

h2obliterator

A delicious beverage consisting of 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part water.

"My favorite drink is a mudslide."

"I'll take a h2obliterator any day."

by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005

DDT

1)
Wraslin' move created by Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Short for 'Damien's Dinner Time.'

2)A harmful crop chemical.

1) 'No one gets up from Jake's DDT."

1) 'Rex ate some crops that were treated with DDT, he's dead.'

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

Synergy

The collaboration of two or more people on a project or situation, which the outcome would be better than if the two people had worked independently of each other. Basically just a buzz word for team work

Man with Ladder: Man I'm hungry
Man with Tree: I can't reach those apples, if only I had a ladder...
Man with Ladder: Hey, let's work together.

Gee Wilbur, this synergy is great.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

inner beauty

A term ugly, undesirable and inadequate people use to make themselves feel less ugly, more desirable and sexually adequate. This phrase goes alone the lines of adages such as, "Looks are only skin deep," and "It's what's on the inside that counts," although everyone knows the adage should really be, "It's what's on the outside that counts."

"Inner beauty won't get you laid." -Omega-Jerry

by desperryado October 3, 2005

wrong accused of harassment

Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because it was wrongly accused of harassment.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

JEEP

Used in the military to denote new recruits. A derogotory term which is short for Junior Enlisted Expendable Personnel.

Commander: "Hey, JEEP. Draw the enemy's fire so we can escape."

by desPERRYado January 7, 2006