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86 definitions by desperryado

 
8.
When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.
Date: 7 years ago
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream

"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."

"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."
by desperryado October 03, 2005
 
9.
The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.
Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."
by DesPERRYado July 01, 2005
 
10.
1. Conditon in which you fall below the needed amount of resources needed to live.

2. Financial guidelines used by some countries to establish a line, in which you fall below it you are considered poor.
1. Half the children under the age of 12 died up until 200 years ago because most civilizations suffered from poverty.

2. I fall below America's poverty line of $13,000 a year. I only make $9000.
by DesPERRYado November 02, 2004
 
11.
The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.
Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.
by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004
 
12.
Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.

Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.

Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"

Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."

Seconds later

Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
by DesPERRYado June 06, 2005
 
13.
Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 03, 2005
 
14.
A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.
Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"
by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005