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86 definitions by desperryado

 
22.
Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.
I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.
by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004
 
23.
When your wrist becomes sore from holding of video game controllers brought on by playing video games during most of your waking hours for several days straight. Signs of Gamer's Wrist are pain in outer-wrist joint while moving, grabbing or lifting and loss of strength. Usually mistaken for or stereotyped as Masturbator's Cramp which is entirely different or carpal tunnel syndrome which is a pain and stiffness on the inside of the hand caused by online games.

Especially severe in games which require a lot of clicking and tapping of buttons. Takes around 3 to 9 days to completely heal with moderate gaming. Gaming for more than 3 hours a day during may prolong the healing process. Treat with tiger balm or mineral ice type remedies. A wrist bandage may help but will increase stiffness if kept on overnight.
"ugh...my wrist."

"Been Masturbating?

"No, it's Gamer's Wrist."
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
 
24.
A traditional age college student who excels in academia but has no practical, real world skills.
Don't you know how to remove your heater core?

Sarah, I'm a scholar.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
 
25.
The best retort ever.
Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.
by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004
 
26.
The collaboration of two or more people on a project or situation, which the outcome would be better than if the two people had worked independently of each other. Basically just a buzz word for team work
Man with Ladder: Man I'm hungry
Man with Tree: I can't reach those apples, if only I had a ladder...
Man with Ladder: Hey, let's work together.

Gee Wilbur, this synergy is great.
by DesPERRYado November 02, 2004
 
27.
An entertainment business where professional athletes choreograph wrestling moves. Wraslin' is probably the one actual venue where influenced kids can actually get hurt.
WWF announcer- "I can't believe he got up from that DDT!"

2nd grader- "Dave DDT'd johnny into the concrete, he's dead."
by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
 
28.
A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.
Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.
by DesPERRYado May 20, 2005