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1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.
2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.
2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.
1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."
2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."
2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."
by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
Get the nail salon mug.When good video games are released too quickly and you don't have time to finish the video game you're currently playing before you get the new one.
I was playing Baten Kaitos but then MGS3, Kingdom Hearts: Chains of Memories came out and before I could finish those two, Growlanser Generations was released. Before I could get through Growlanser, the Wind Waker was re-released as a greatist hit.
by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005
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by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Get the Tengu Energy mug.Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.
Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.
Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.
Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"
Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."
Seconds later
Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."
Seconds later
Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
by DesPERRYado June 13, 2005
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Get the next-gen gamer mug.A sociological institution that's true purpose is to protect the family structure (by alienating homosexuals) through guilt, self-doubt and fear by spouting the dogma of a man-made God in order to increase the reproductive rate of pre-industrial or medieval civilizations, which in turn increases a species overall chance of survival.
Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity
Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Get the Religion mug.Wendy's term: Used when fry person needs a serving of fries, nuggets AND strips. Originally used by Luke and was forced into Wendy's terminology by Perry.
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