You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004

nail salon

1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.

2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.

1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."

2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

Studying

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

by DesPERRYado November 09, 2004

Growlanser

Someone who saves the world from unparalleled danger; a hero. Also known as a Savior of the Light.

Billy saved my ass from jail, he's a Growlanser.

by DesPERRYado January 18, 2005

Tengu Knight

A warrior who can fly and fight with telekinetic powers.

Heidi is a Tengu Knight

by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004

Christian Persecution Complex

The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.

Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."

by DesPERRYado July 01, 2005

digicide

The intention, systematic killing of digital pets. Done so via abusing digital pets, overfeeding them, or by simply resetting the handheld ones.

23:10 perragorn: This Mark Fagan kid let me play with his for a few minutes and i fed it like 90 meals in 4 minutes so it died
23:11 perragorn: and he was like "awwwww my friend was going to give me 10 dollars if I raised it the right way."
23:11 Nathan: lol
23:11 Nathan: hahahahahaa
23:11 Nathan: hahahaha
23:11 Nathan: ahahahahha
23:11 Nathan: ahahahaha
23:11 Nathan: ahah
23:11 Nathan: ah
23:11 Nathan: ahaha
23:11 Nathan: ha
23:11 perragorn: Like that?
23:11 Nathan: digicide!!!

by desPERRYado April 15, 2006