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9 definitions by desmond

 
1.
Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.

See also: loser, wanker, gobshite
The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.
by desmond November 23, 2004
 
2.
Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.
Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.
by Desmond October 02, 2004
 
3.
to masterbate
After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.
by Desmond January 23, 2004
 
4.
to eat balls,testicle muncher.LOVES THE COCK
there is steve what a ball muncher!!
look at jesus over there what a ball muncher
by desmond July 22, 2003
 
5.
Techno Band that pokes fun at People like Brett Faber, Chris White, Desmond Mok (who has a small cock) and Your Mom.
Project END kicks Ass
by Desmond December 07, 2004
 
6.
some damn fool smartass sumbitch: probably a limey.
known to use uboot.com
He ain't Herery the eighth, he ain't!
by desmond May 15, 2004
 
7.
One of ur close friends.
Stop talking shit about James! He's my dorfaswee!
by Desmond January 23, 2004