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cumquat

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn
shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.
by david September 23, 2004
mugGet the cumquatmug.

Like

A word commonly used in the secret languge of the Valley Girls.
So, like, I said to him, like, would go out with me, like, 'cause, your like, so dreamy.
by David April 24, 2003
mugGet the Likemug.

Snerbs

Fully grown Fnord that lives in solitude. Dedicating themselves to the training of becoming a Snerbinator In sizes up to 5'10" and weighing as much as 135kg or 280lbs. they self educate through discarded magazines such as FHM, Playboy and Time. They masturbate frequently when not in training to form much needed callouses which enable them to grip various weapons.
Look at that huge Fnord over there.
Thats not a Fnord, thats a Snerb training, just look at the size of his right arm and those callouses.
by David November 18, 2004
mugGet the Snerbsmug.

bucks

It costs ten thousand bucks to buy that car.
by David January 15, 2004
mugGet the bucksmug.

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other
I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.
by David November 9, 2006
mugGet the Hayesmug.

route

Something one follows to guide them to a place they want to go. The proper way to pronounce ''route'' in America is ''rowt'' not ''root''. A root is a part of a plant. A route is something you follow.
by David March 6, 2004
mugGet the routemug.

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.
by David March 6, 2004
mugGet the pantrymug.

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