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kuiper belt

A group of icy objects past Pluto that are too small to be planets.
there are many kuiper belt objects.
by David March 8, 2004
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nemesis

A rightous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
That bitch was nemesis yo.
by David May 13, 2005
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Windows XP

an invention of the nazi's of microsoft to slow down the world and put everyone out of pocket, even the elderly, disabled and anyon else who hapens to live in a country were computers are used, i hope bill gates dies.
Windows XP, the worlds most powerful os, if you dont like computers that are switched on
by david October 29, 2003
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Asshole

Anyone who hasn't had the privilegdes you had during your upbringing. Anyone who hasn't gone to an I.V.League university or was graduated after 4-5 years in an accredited college. Anyone who hasn't gotten ahead because of where their uncle or father placed them in a second or third generation family business. People who don't maintane membership in a White Suppremist or Gentleman's Country Club. A person Ugly, Sad or Ignorant with which people don't want to bother. But above all if you agree with this you are an arrogant snobbish hopeless asshole and your misleading, out-of-touch family has the worst of Karma.
I can not appreciate the struggle of the middle and lower classes therefore I am an 'asshole'.
by David August 6, 2007
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mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.
Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.
by David December 2, 2003
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Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.
"Before i could cum, i clummed"
by David June 17, 2003
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clowned

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone
he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.
by david January 19, 2004
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