david's definitions

redeye

the act of showing someone your rosey clean anus; usually used as a taunt. See browneye

Ralph dropped his drawers, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a redeye.

by David December 2, 2003

Hrm Hrm

The act of getting it on
See hooking up

Harry said to Sally, "Can we Hrm Hrm later?"

by David December 10, 2003

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 3, 2005

damf

A Damn Faggot

Yo Ethan just farted, he is a damf!

by David April 22, 2004

buckin bronco

When you are having anal sex with a girl, whisper in her ear you have AIDS and try to ride her like a raging bronco.

"I pulled a buckin bronco on her and she went nuts."

by david November 17, 2004

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003

mongos

large breasts on a female.

hey dogg this one biatch iwent out with had some titanic MONGOS!!!!!11

by david December 7, 2003