david's definitions

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003

hep

this word once meant what "hip" came to mean, and what "phat" or "tha bomb" means today

That cat playing on the bongos is hep, man!

by David October 31, 2003

Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

by David October 31, 2003

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003

Fifteen will get you twenty

15 will get you 20

by David October 31, 2003

nhi

Acronym used by police to describe crimes between vicious criminals. (No Humans Involved)

I'm not wasting too much time time trying to solve this MF-er; its an NHI

by David November 3, 2003

blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

by David November 4, 2003