david's definitions

cumquat

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn

shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.

by david September 23, 2004

Like

A word commonly used in the secret languge of the Valley Girls.

So, like, I said to him, like, would go out with me, like, 'cause, your like, so dreamy.

by David April 24, 2003

Snerbs

Fully grown Fnord that lives in solitude. Dedicating themselves to the training of becoming a Snerbinator In sizes up to 5'10" and weighing as much as 135kg or 280lbs. they self educate through discarded magazines such as FHM, Playboy and Time. They masturbate frequently when not in training to form much needed callouses which enable them to grip various weapons.

Look at that huge Fnord over there.
Thats not a Fnord, thats a Snerb training, just look at the size of his right arm and those callouses.

by David November 18, 2004

bucks

Slang for dollars

It costs ten thousand bucks to buy that car.

by David January 15, 2004

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 9, 2006

route

Something one follows to guide them to a place they want to go. The proper way to pronounce ''route'' in America is ''rowt'' not ''root''. A root is a part of a plant. A route is something you follow.

I need to follow the bus route.

by David March 6, 2004

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

by David March 6, 2004