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eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.
"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."
by david March 3, 2005
mugGet the eskimo piemug.

damf

Yo Ethan just farted, he is a damf!
by David April 22, 2004
mugGet the damfmug.

buckin bronco

When you are having anal sex with a girl, whisper in her ear you have AIDS and try to ride her like a raging bronco.
"I pulled a buckin bronco on her and she went nuts."
by david November 17, 2004
mugGet the buckin broncomug.

gayerer

Gayerer - if something is gayer than an object which has already been defined itself as gayer, it is gayerer
Emily is gayerer as she is gayer than a gay
by David January 9, 2005
mugGet the gayerermug.

country nigga

A black person, generally refering to a young man, who lives in a rural area ("the country") as opposed to living in an urban area ("the city"). Generally used to refer to blacks in the rural "Black Belt" of the U.S. South. The lifestyle is more like that of how blacks lived before moving towards urban centers and the North. Most "country niggas" have lived in rural communities for several generations, most likely as long as or longer than most white people in the South.

The term is used by other black people, generally urban or city black folk, in a non-offensive way, more in a jocular way or simply as a way of identifying the lifestyle (contrasted to an urban one) of other blacks. It's usage is much more common among poor or lower-income black people.
After his dad went to jail, Jamal and his mom moved deep back South. He's a right country nigga now.

Man that country nigga needa learn how the streets work, ya'll gotta be up on your toes to survive here!
by david May 13, 2008
mugGet the country niggamug.

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.
I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.
by David October 31, 2003
mugGet the 15 will get you 20mug.

route

Something one follows to guide them to a place they want to go. The proper way to pronounce ''route'' in America is ''rowt'' not ''root''. A root is a part of a plant. A route is something you follow.
by David March 6, 2004
mugGet the routemug.

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