david's definitions

ROFL

ROFL, it's like a waffle, but funnier.

He ate that ROFL, that was a harsh joke.

by David December 21, 2003

qwerty

QWERTY is just a name for the type of keyboard u guys are using!!!! it has no other meaning,

My Graphing calculator does not use a qwerty keyboard!!!

by David June 27, 2004

pager

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.

I think you need a new battery for your pager.

by David March 6, 2004

pook

noun -- A word used to describe your buddies girlfriend. Especially if your friend is wipped.

Hey, did you seen John at the bar last night?

Nope, he was with his pook.

Did you pook buy you those pants?

by david December 13, 2004

omgwtfbbq

Mistakingly refered to as originating from somethingawfule when in fact it started on Gamefaqs msg boards... used to be random and creat confusion meaning "Oh My God What the Fuck Barbeque?"

OMGWTFBBQ? out of ten (omgwtfbbq?/10)

by David January 6, 2005

Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David April 10, 2006

school bus

A really uncomfortable and hot vehicle.

They had to ride the school bus to school.

by David December 9, 2003