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b.o.b.

Bend Over Boyfriend. When a woman uses a "stapon" on her man.
"B.O.B." she says, with a sly smile on her face.
by David February 23, 2004
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Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.
"Before i could cum, i clummed"
by David June 17, 2003
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mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.
Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.
by David December 2, 2003
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killemall

A short, brusque, unambiguous phrase uttered softly or screamed aloud during moments of stressful or joyous rage. A determined, unequivocal statement of purposeful and intentional violence, leading to both necessary hell-bent ferocity and cathartic happy resolution.
"Hey Jimmy, those punks just torched your car!" "What?!! KILLEMALL!!!!"
by David February 6, 2004
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wangonite

any of the various members of the W.A.N.G. cult originated in Georgia standing for We Are Nice Guys.
Hello my fellow wangonite
by David December 4, 2003
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paparazzi

Journalists who chase celebrities. (This is a mainstream word but submitted as a subtle variation from ambulance chaser.)
Princess Di was killed in an auto accident while being chased by paparazzi.
by David October 13, 2003
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Asshole

Anyone who hasn't had the privilegdes you had during your upbringing. Anyone who hasn't gone to an I.V.League university or was graduated after 4-5 years in an accredited college. Anyone who hasn't gotten ahead because of where their uncle or father placed them in a second or third generation family business. People who don't maintane membership in a White Suppremist or Gentleman's Country Club. A person Ugly, Sad or Ignorant with which people don't want to bother. But above all if you agree with this you are an arrogant snobbish hopeless asshole and your misleading, out-of-touch family has the worst of Karma.
I can not appreciate the struggle of the middle and lower classes therefore I am an 'asshole'.
by David August 6, 2007
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