david's definitions

lotaburger

A hamburger joint called Blake's Lotaburger that was founded back inthe early 1950's in New Mexico. The BEST burger ever made....Blake's green chili cheeseburger. Pure fucking nirvana, you'll think you died and gone to heaven. Blakes-throughout New Mexico!

The next time someone I knows goes to NM, they're picking me up a GC CB! Lotaburger rules and all other fast food joints drool!

by David November 25, 2003

Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004

nemesis

A rightous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

That bitch was nemesis yo.

by David May 13, 2005

kuiper belt

A group of icy objects past Pluto that are too small to be planets.

there are many kuiper belt objects.

by David March 8, 2004

8-bit Theater

Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.

Red Mage: I was born ready.
FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.
Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.

by David January 19, 2004

shipe

To shipe is to sleep with somebody, but nothing happens of a sexual nature. You are literally sleeping with somebody.

"Katie and Anne Marie are going to shipe tonight"

by David November 1, 2004

bloody sunday

eating out a woman while she is in the process of having a miscarriage

My girlfriend was having a miscarriage, so I decided to make it better for her by giving her a bloody sunday.

by David January 17, 2005