david's definitions

Redneck

Someone from the Southern States of America. Fasinated with the KKK and the CSA Civil War flag, and hanging black people. Redneck has become popular now days because country music is starting to sound more and more like pop music. Thanks to "Blue Collar TV" it is "cool" to be a Redneck.

Man Clayton is a true Redneck and Jesse is a damn Yankee who wants to be a Redneck.

by David October 2, 2004

Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

by David April 24, 2003

gbb

get broadband

(said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)

D: hey beebs, can i get some flac?
B: gbb you tosser

by david July 8, 2004

Soks

The second best online comic ever, after 8-bit theatre.

www.pineappleroad.net is the site.

by David January 19, 2004

Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

by David May 24, 2004

typewriters

longest word u can type without the bottom 2 rows of you keyboard

if u can find a word longer than this w/o using the top 2 rows of keys ill give you a buck

by David October 20, 2004

cuss

A slang word for ''curse''.

Don't curse at me.

by David March 7, 2004