david's definitions

poodlefaking

Old RAF term meaning a bit of a ladies man

Ginger was a veritable Poodlefaker in his younger days

by David September 30, 2003

gizztacular

Adj. something so incredible, it causes massive ruptures in the groinal region.

That woman is gizztacular!

by David February 17, 2004

World of warcraft

A mmorpg that seems to be attracting alot of controversy these days. Apparently addictive, but only if you have the will-power of a pet rock. Has a 15 dollar monthly fee, which is chump change if you're actually out of grade school and have a job. Even a minimum wage one will do. Contrary to popular beliefs, it is possible to carry on a normal life while actively playing this game. You can even reach the maximum level, because the game is so fast paced. Truly one of the best games ever if you are into online gaming and role playing strategy games.

"Hey man, you wanna play WoW for a while? I got some time to kill."

"Nah, I can't right now, I'm going to the gym with Jen in a few minutes. Have fun though"

by David May 13, 2005

mooth

Scots for mouth

shut yer big fat mooth!

by david December 22, 2003

Reverse Repulsion

The mysterious force that sucks the cold shower curtain toward you while you are showering.

by David June 16, 2003

stroking the coxswain's daughter

Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.

I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.

by David March 22, 2004

Slurpee

Another word for felatio, blow job, etc.

Want me give you slurpee?

by David March 21, 2003