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Gerg

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.
That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.
by David December 2, 2003
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beretta

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.
I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.
by David March 26, 2003
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septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.
by David November 8, 2003
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Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).
Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!
by David November 15, 2003
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soda

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.
by David January 15, 2004
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pepin

cool, sweet ass, like pimpin. hot
That's the nicest car I've ever seen, that shit is pepin.
by David January 2, 2005
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Endless Ages

A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.
by David March 23, 2004
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