david's definitions

Gerg

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.

That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.

by David December 2, 2003

beretta

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.

I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.

by David March 26, 2003

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

soda

The General American term for a fizzy drink.

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.

by David January 15, 2004

pepin

cool, sweet ass, like pimpin. hot

That's the nicest car I've ever seen, that shit is pepin.

by David January 2, 2005

Endless Ages

A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.

"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"

by David March 23, 2004