david's definitions

dude

An American fashioned word typically used by stoners when they think they have something to say then can't.

Guy#1: Whoa that hit was like..dude..
Guy#2:I know dude its like...dude...but not...huh?

by David March 6, 2005

roaddog

homies, best buddy, friend

yo roaddogg want to go chilled with the lady

by David February 26, 2004

lizard

A hippie term for penis.

Cover up your lizard, Gene.

by David September 15, 2004

smplol

shitting my pants laughing out loud

"So ya did you hear that one joke about mr.emo?"
"SMPLOL"

by David August 10, 2003

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

PIG

Acronym for pretty intelligent guy or pretty intelligent girl when someone calls you a pig

When someone calls you a pig say ''I know I'm a pretty intelligent guy or girl''.

by David December 7, 2003

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004