469 definitions by david

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone
he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.
by david January 19, 2004
To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.
Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place
by David July 07, 2004
jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.
'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'
by David December 18, 2003
phonetic varation of "idiot" commonly spoken in ireland and some parts of uk
ye feckin ejit

Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!

I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
by david July 24, 2003
Used to compare two things that are the same.

Half/Half
50/50
If I go left or right i'll turn up at the same place in the end. It's six of one half dozen of the other.
by David October 01, 2004
Latin King saying. Love from king.
Latin King 1: Die for this shyt.
Latin King 2: For real, AMOR DE REY.
by David January 16, 2005
one of the main antagontists of yugioh and yugi's biggst rival. he is obsessed with beating yugi and becoming the best after his defeat and loss of world champion to yugi
Kaiba's signature monster is his famous Blue-eyes White Dragon
by david September 28, 2003

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