david's definitions

drink responsibly

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.

1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.

by David March 24, 2008

Endless Ages

A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.

"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"

by David March 23, 2004

spoo

spoo (spoo) n. A substance that is disturbing in texture and smell.
spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something.
spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.

What the spoo is that!?

Dude, you have some spoo on your shirt!

by David September 22, 2004

lotaburger

A hamburger joint called Blake's Lotaburger that was founded back inthe early 1950's in New Mexico. The BEST burger ever made....Blake's green chili cheeseburger. Pure fucking nirvana, you'll think you died and gone to heaven. Blakes-throughout New Mexico!

The next time someone I knows goes to NM, they're picking me up a GC CB! Lotaburger rules and all other fast food joints drool!

by David November 25, 2003

Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

Deppe

1. A mythical maiden who suffers from fears of attachment.

2. A fun-loving and caring midwesterner that has been placed in the Deep South and is making the best of every moment.

Last night I saw a Deppe and it was the best time ever. This Deppe took my keys away so I would not drive home drunk.

by David December 3, 2004