david's definitions

Verflixt

German word for "Darn"

Das verflixt Mädchen!

by David April 26, 2004

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 9, 2006

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 3, 2005

damf

A Damn Faggot

Yo Ethan just farted, he is a damf!

by David April 22, 2004

buckin bronco

When you are having anal sex with a girl, whisper in her ear you have AIDS and try to ride her like a raging bronco.

"I pulled a buckin bronco on her and she went nuts."

by david November 17, 2004

gayerer

Gayerer - if something is gayer than an object which has already been defined itself as gayer, it is gayerer

Emily is gayerer as she is gayer than a gay

by David January 9, 2005

mongos

large breasts on a female.

hey dogg this one biatch iwent out with had some titanic MONGOS!!!!!11

by david December 7, 2003