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Restroom

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.
Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.
by David December 7, 2003
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beretta

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.
I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.
by David March 26, 2003
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spin doctor

A person who works in public relations, usually for a political party who spins news stories round for the benefit of that party.
The pound may have lost %20 of its value against the $ but lets report this as a great help in making our exports cheaper.
by David June 6, 2005
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GT

GT is more fun when my breasts are tender!
by David October 20, 2007
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Humptress

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.
by David March 16, 2003
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Elb

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.
by David March 30, 2003
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soda

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.
by David January 15, 2004
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