david's definitions

Restroom

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.

Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.

by David December 7, 2003

beretta

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.

I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.

by David March 26, 2003

spin doctor

A person who works in public relations, usually for a political party who spins news stories round for the benefit of that party.

The pound may have lost %20 of its value against the $ but lets report this as a great help in making our exports cheaper.

by David June 6, 2005

GT

Girl Talk aka keeping it real.

GT is more fun when my breasts are tender!

by David October 20, 2007

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

Elb

Peerless leader

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.

by David March 30, 2003

soda

The General American term for a fizzy drink.

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.

by David January 15, 2004