david's definitions

hoobajawa

Extended: In the most severe of cases the penis has been known to smell like tomatos and explode

Scotts dick wouldn't have exploded but he had to fuck her not once, not twice, but thrice

by David July 30, 2004

toe popper

A small anti-personnel mine.

The fuel dump was protected by a field of scattered toe-poppers, making it impossible to approach.

by David November 8, 2003

Endless Ages

A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.

"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"

by David March 23, 2004

kaiba

one of the main antagontists of yugioh and yugi's biggst rival. he is obsessed with beating yugi and becoming the best after his defeat and loss of world champion to yugi

Kaiba's signature monster is his famous Blue-eyes White Dragon

by david September 28, 2003

drink responsibly

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.

1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.

by David March 24, 2008

spoo

spoo (spoo) n. A substance that is disturbing in texture and smell.
spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something.
spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.

What the spoo is that!?

Dude, you have some spoo on your shirt!

by David September 22, 2004

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003