david's definitions

redeye

the act of showing someone your rosey clean anus; usually used as a taunt. See browneye

Ralph dropped his drawers, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a redeye.

by David December 2, 2003

hypoglocoma

Used during a loss prevention interview with an employee at a grocery store was accused of eating food with out making payment.

Well, you see, I had to eat, on account of my HypoGlocoma acting up.

by David January 6, 2005

Browneye

the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; usually used as a taunt. See redeye

Ralph bent over, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a browneye.

by David December 2, 2003

country music

A style of music which involves a guitar and drums and has someone who sings to the beat of softer music.

Clint Black
Alan Jackson

by David April 23, 2004

Hrm Hrm

The act of getting it on
See hooking up

Harry said to Sally, "Can we Hrm Hrm later?"

by David December 10, 2003

cumquat

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn

shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.

by david September 23, 2004

todgered

a significant part of the male anatomy, on the opposite side of tight firm buttocks

Word used by a a sad small sorry cfo in Chatswood when he is tired or exhausted

by David November 26, 2003