david's definitions

Foogasm

The act of having an orgasm brought on by eating

The chicken Caciatore was so wonderful I had a foogasm!

by David November 21, 2004

mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.

Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.

by David December 2, 2003

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 17, 2003

clowned

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

by david January 19, 2004

b.o.b.

Bend Over Boyfriend. When a woman uses a "stapon" on her man.

"B.O.B." she says, with a sly smile on her face.

by David February 23, 2004

hsdusbatg

HOLY SHIT DUDE U SUCK BAD AT THIS GAME
commonly said by nerds and losers alike

hsdusbatg i am so 1337 u dunno

by David October 20, 2004

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004