david's definitions

Snerbs

Fully grown Fnord that lives in solitude. Dedicating themselves to the training of becoming a Snerbinator In sizes up to 5'10" and weighing as much as 135kg or 280lbs. they self educate through discarded magazines such as FHM, Playboy and Time. They masturbate frequently when not in training to form much needed callouses which enable them to grip various weapons.

Look at that huge Fnord over there.
Thats not a Fnord, thats a Snerb training, just look at the size of his right arm and those callouses.

by David November 18, 2004

bucks

Slang for dollars

It costs ten thousand bucks to buy that car.

by David January 15, 2004

cumquat

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn

shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.

by david September 23, 2004

Like

A word commonly used in the secret languge of the Valley Girls.

So, like, I said to him, like, would go out with me, like, 'cause, your like, so dreamy.

by David April 24, 2003

route

Something one follows to guide them to a place they want to go. The proper way to pronounce ''route'' in America is ''rowt'' not ''root''. A root is a part of a plant. A route is something you follow.

I need to follow the bus route.

by David March 6, 2004

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003

todgered

a significant part of the male anatomy, on the opposite side of tight firm buttocks

Word used by a a sad small sorry cfo in Chatswood when he is tired or exhausted

by David November 26, 2003