david's definitions

spoo

spoo (spoo) n. A substance that is disturbing in texture and smell.
spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something.
spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.

What the spoo is that!?

Dude, you have some spoo on your shirt!

by David September 22, 2004

bitchin

Probably some girl being a bitch about everything

Yo, bitch stop bitchin!

by David March 24, 2004

Endless Ages

A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.

"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"

by David March 23, 2004

toe popper

A small anti-personnel mine.

The fuel dump was protected by a field of scattered toe-poppers, making it impossible to approach.

by David November 8, 2003

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

Deppe

1. A mythical maiden who suffers from fears of attachment.

2. A fun-loving and caring midwesterner that has been placed in the Deep South and is making the best of every moment.

Last night I saw a Deppe and it was the best time ever. This Deppe took my keys away so I would not drive home drunk.

by David December 3, 2004

Gerg

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.

That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.

by David December 2, 2003