david's definitions

Gerg

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.

That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.

by David December 2, 2003

The Show-Me-Around

Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)

Shaking head to toe, while my left hand does the show-me-around...

by David March 18, 2004

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

my world

a very boring, pointless place.

my life.....

by david February 18, 2004

text me

When you want someone to text you on your cell phone a "Txt Msg" (Text Message)

Hey John text me with the football game scores..

by David May 14, 2004

beretta

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.

I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.

by David March 26, 2003

GT

Girl Talk aka keeping it real.

GT is more fun when my breasts are tender!

by David October 20, 2007