david's definitions

Jupp Style

Having sex standing a good metre away from your partner ( a good 40 years older than you), performing wild and large pelvic thrusts while grunting/making noises.

(see definition)

by David November 20, 2003

shu bop

to knock someone out.
to batter someone
originates from da streets

im gonna shu bop you in a minute

by david March 26, 2005

gamer.

Some people who is said to be a loser and fat and ugly who is a virgin. Who likes video games. People who think this are confusing with a geek. See us gamers like to have sex and to other stuff more then videogames. While geeks just want to sit on their computer or infront of a tv.

I'm a gamer. I like to play video game. I have been been with the same hott women for 5 times getting laid a lot. Geeks are people who would like to have sex with a cd drive more thena women.

by David January 19, 2004

farmerbarleymow

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

by David June 11, 2003

stroking the coxswain's daughter

Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.

I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.

by David March 22, 2004

fine

Like many other phrases and words a woman uses, fine does not mean fine. Fine means "go fuck yourself". It is usually used to signal the end of an argument. Fine can also be associated in come cases with we need to talk

Ben: "but i didn't screw her"
Josie: "Fine"

(next day)

Josie: Ben , we need to talk

by David February 15, 2004

Reverse Repulsion

The mysterious force that sucks the cold shower curtain toward you while you are showering.

by David June 16, 2003