david's definitions

butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.

I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.

by David June 19, 2006

hsdusbatg

HOLY SHIT DUDE U SUCK BAD AT THIS GAME
commonly said by nerds and losers alike

hsdusbatg i am so 1337 u dunno

by David October 20, 2004

Asshole

Anyone who hasn't had the privilegdes you had during your upbringing. Anyone who hasn't gone to an I.V.League university or was graduated after 4-5 years in an accredited college. Anyone who hasn't gotten ahead because of where their uncle or father placed them in a second or third generation family business. People who don't maintane membership in a White Suppremist or Gentleman's Country Club. A person Ugly, Sad or Ignorant with which people don't want to bother. But above all if you agree with this you are an arrogant snobbish hopeless asshole and your misleading, out-of-touch family has the worst of Karma.

I can not appreciate the struggle of the middle and lower classes therefore I am an 'asshole'.

by David August 6, 2007

sie

(interjection) it's like the word "sike!", but you only use it in serious situations.

(At a funeral)...Oh my gosh! The body is alive! He never died....sie!

by David January 8, 2003

Linkin park.

A band that redefines, and recreates something new, that people acually like and sounds good, instead of crap like Country-Rap. Will beat the snott out of you when compared to crap.

I will Linkin Park you if you keep talking like that to me.

I like to Linkin Park this movie.

by David February 17, 2005

mooth

Scots for mouth

shut yer big fat mooth!

by david December 22, 2003

jungle

An overflow of pubic hair. A large amount of pubic hair that needs shaving.

My god, it's a jungle down there!

by David May 28, 2003