david's definitions

kafunked

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."

"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."

by David December 15, 2004

Snerbinator

Fully grown Snerbs who have completed their training and mastered the art of masturbation. Also proficient in handing out random information and knowledge on a wide variety of subjects. Very hermatic and impervious to all degrees of sarcasm

Fnord - Holy shit a snerbinator
Snerbinator - ph33r!!!
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Snerbinator - lololol!!! HS..HS...HS..HS....pwned...lol
Snerbinator - Win

by David November 18, 2004

Leigh-Cheri Furstenburg-Barcalona

The protagonist of "Still Life With Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins, Leigh-Cheri would be the princess of an obscure European country, had her parents not been exiled to Puget Sound, Seattle. Environmentalist with a thing for outlaws.

On the campus of Outlaw College, professors of essential insanities would characterize the conflicting attitudes of Nina Jablonski and Leigh-Cheri as indicative of a general conflict between social idealism and romanticism.

by David January 16, 2004

fire alarm

A very annoying thing in schools that is so darn loud and hurts people's ears when it goes off. They make fire alarms so loud and annoying.

There was a fire drill and that loud annoying fire alarm went off.

by David March 6, 2004

Sam-u-rai

Exclamation used to express approval or awe. (New Norberian English)
Synonyms: "Outtasite!"; "Dyn-o-mite!"

"That's your new dirt bike?? SAM-U-RAI!!!"

by David January 7, 2005

majorly

majorly is what you get when you mumble and slur "major league". So, I am "major league" annoyed = I am "majorly" annoyed.

"He was majorly upset."

by david June 28, 2004

fishstick

A skinny, tan woman over 55.

Dude, don't go down to the pool - nothin' but fishsticks down there right now.

by David March 21, 2003