david's definitions

dumbass

Someone who is not only dumb, but an ass.

"Frank, you stupid son of a bitch, you're a dumbass."

by David December 3, 2003

toe popper

A small anti-personnel mine.

The fuel dump was protected by a field of scattered toe-poppers, making it impossible to approach.

by David November 8, 2003

Endless Ages

A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.

"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"

by David March 23, 2004

drink responsibly

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.

1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.

by David March 24, 2008

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

poodlefaking

Old RAF term meaning a bit of a ladies man

Ginger was a veritable Poodlefaker in his younger days

by David September 30, 2003