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carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.
I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
by David October 27, 2003
mugGet the carpet munchermug.

Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger
Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck
by David November 18, 2004
mugGet the Merckmug.

Camarojuana

The greatest rawk band on the planet!
www.camarojuana.com
Dude, CAMAROJUANA KILLS it!
by David February 18, 2005
mugGet the Camarojuanamug.

Cable

A character from Marvel's X-MEN comic books, he's the son of Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor. Later, he was sent to the future, where he was raised by people named Redd and Slym; these were actually Cyclops and Jean Grey. A telepath/telekinetic, he trained with the Askani, many years in the future; later on, he came back in time to fight Apocalypse. He also led the New Mutants for a time, and later, X-Force. He is also a close friend of Domino's, and currently lives in New York City.
No, he's comatose. Cable left him braindead.
by David April 11, 2004
mugGet the Cablemug.

cheatingowanie

english word cheating mixed with polish ending simply meaning cheating
daniel, ja widze cheatingowanie.
by David February 22, 2005
mugGet the cheatingowaniemug.

crotch rocket

A Japanese motorcycle. By default this is state of the art, fast as fucking hell, and will blow the doors off ANYTHING ELSE on the road.
by David February 22, 2004
mugGet the crotch rocketmug.

insects

Really small animals that are pests. Most insects are pests. ants, cockroaches, beetles, termites, and flies are all insects. Spiders are not insect. Spiders are arachnids.
I think their class is studying insects.
by David March 6, 2004
mugGet the insectsmug.

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