david's definitions

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

Elb

Peerless leader

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.

by David March 30, 2003

spin doctor

A person who works in public relations, usually for a political party who spins news stories round for the benefit of that party.

The pound may have lost %20 of its value against the $ but lets report this as a great help in making our exports cheaper.

by David June 6, 2005

lotaburger

A hamburger joint called Blake's Lotaburger that was founded back inthe early 1950's in New Mexico. The BEST burger ever made....Blake's green chili cheeseburger. Pure fucking nirvana, you'll think you died and gone to heaven. Blakes-throughout New Mexico!

The next time someone I knows goes to NM, they're picking me up a GC CB! Lotaburger rules and all other fast food joints drool!

by David November 25, 2003

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

g unit

Rap group made up of 50 cent, Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, and Game. 50, lloyd and yayo are from the East coast, Game is from the Westside (compton, cali) and Buck is from the South.

g unit are the best rappers lyrically and beat wise.

by David June 2, 2004