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jewsians

Jews who are very strict in the way they follow judaism

aka. Orthodox jews, ultra-orthodox jews

Origin of word: A south park episode term that was adapted by myself
I went to synagouge today and hung out with my jewsian friends
by Dave K November 3, 2004
mugGet the jewsiansmug.

whacker

any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue worker who enjoys his job simply for the pleasures of:

A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/firetruck
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to Galls because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their work belt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were dispatched or not) for 'good' calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)
He is such a frikin' whacker!
by Dave K December 6, 2003
mugGet the whackermug.

corn fed

Referring to a person with naturally large sex characteristics

a.k.a. naturally large breasts, or a naturally large penis
1. Oh my god! did u see the breasts on that girl?
Yeah, she must've been corn-fed

2. Holy shit, this guy's dick is huge!
Yup, he's corn fed
by Dave K July 6, 2005
mugGet the corn fedmug.

california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide
Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit
by Dave K July 23, 2004
mugGet the california lane changemug.

jersey slide

when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion

Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway
That guy scared the shit out of me when he did a jersey slide in front of me.
by Dave K July 23, 2004
mugGet the jersey slidemug.

quint

The Quint Truck is both a Pumper Truck and a Ladder Truck. "Quint" means "five" and this truck has five main items: 1. a pump, 2. water tank, 3. hose, 4. ground ladders, and 5. an aerial ladder.
Fair Lawn Fire Co. 2 has a quint, and they are truckie wannabies...'specially Zak
by Dave K July 23, 2004
mugGet the quintmug.

chef

abbreviation for 'Chief' - as in the Chief of a Fire Dept or Police Dept
The Chef handed down some new policies
by Dave K December 6, 2003
mugGet the chefmug.

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