9 definitions by Dave K
any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue worker who enjoys his job simply for the pleasures of:
A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/firetruck
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to Galls because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their work belt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were dispatched or not) for 'good' calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)
A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/firetruck
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to Galls because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their work belt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were dispatched or not) for 'good' calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)
He is such a frikin' whacker!
by Dave K December 6, 2003
Referring to a person with naturally large sex characteristics
a.k.a. naturally large breasts, or a naturally large penis
a.k.a. naturally large breasts, or a naturally large penis
1. Oh my god! did u see the breasts on that girl?
Yeah, she must've been corn-fed
2. Holy shit, this guy's dick is huge!
Yup, he's corn fed
Yeah, she must've been corn-fed
2. Holy shit, this guy's dick is huge!
Yup, he's corn fed
by Dave K June 26, 2005
The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.
Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
by Dave K January 17, 2004
by Dave K December 6, 2003
when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion
Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway
Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway
by Dave K July 24, 2004
The Quint Truck is both a Pumper Truck and a Ladder Truck. "Quint" means "five" and this truck has five main items: 1. a pump, 2. water tank, 3. hose, 4. ground ladders, and 5. an aerial ladder.
by Dave K July 24, 2004
1. A person who intentionally spends an elaborate amount of time taking drink orders from a table that is tipping extremely well at that time.
2. May or may not be at the loss to other servers.
2. May or may not be at the loss to other servers.
by Dave K October 16, 2004