Prolog 

A trippy 70's computer programming language that uses recursion like a motherfucker. It is a logical programming language designed for expressing human logic instead of specific machine instructions. Unlike procedural languages such as C, it has very little practical use outside of a university environment.

Uni student #1: Holy shit. Recursively manipulating lists in Prolog is totally screwing with my head! Btw, why the fuck is my program stuck in a loop?

Uni student #2: You've got to create a base case for your predicate. Otherwise it just backtracks up the list and down again.

Uni student #1: Thanks. Fuck. I don't know if I'm gonna pass this course.

Uni student #2: Don't worry. It's not as if this shit is useful anyway.

Prolog by HumphreyB May 13, 2006

Prolog 

Prolog (PROgramming LOGic) is the predominant logic programming language. It is based on first-order predicate calculus, but is restricted to using horn clauses.

father(william, diana).
father(jeff, william).
grandfather(X,Z) <= parents(X, Y), parents(Y, Z).
?granfather(A, diana).

Prolog by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters January 29, 2004

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Protogent 

1. A malicious antivirus

Protogent (Protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids TV Show Super Why.

I Am Protogent, Your security is my motto. Install me on your computer, To protect your data better. With me there no viruses could enter your computer! Malware, Spyware, Trojan, all gone forever! I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, Never Fail. I am pro pro pro pro proto, Your security is my, motto. I keep your data encrypted, Virus security updated. I am proto, complete security is my, Motto!

Protogent by Your local dumbass October 8, 2017

Pologize 

To simmer down, taking good time, having fun. Just taking some time of.

Let's go to Tuile to pologize.

Pologize by Morihalla April 15, 2023

Protogen Appreciation Day 

protogen appreciation day is an event that occurs on February 27th of any year.

Person 1: i appreciate you my protogen friend
Protogen: happy beeping
Person 2: happy Protogen Appreciation Day

Protogen Appreciation Day by jasoncreates9 January 17, 2021

Prorogue 

Considered a swear word by many Canadians, attained this status after a (second) failed attempt by Stephen Harper to halt democracy

Don't prorogue, get back to work ... you lazy bastard

Prorogue by Canadian1 January 23, 2010