Definitions by danielle
butch
Spontaneous haircut resulting in a very short, manish style due to indiscriminate hacking of random chunks of what were once long, beautiful, flowing locks.
It's a blistering 100 degrees outside...your long beautiful goldilocks are drenched in putrid sweat, the back of your neck itches like a mother due to that rat's nest emanating from your scalp. This the last straw, the heat is so unbearable that you are possessed by a sudden urge to chop off all that hair...off to the arber's shop, quick, quick, quick: "Hack it! Hack it, I tell you!" as long, thick tufts fall to the ground. You walk outta there with a BUTCH ugly as hell, but the cool breeze on the back of your neck...AHHHHHH
helmet
ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."