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Shmarmer 

someone who is sneaky. a weasel.
"what a fucking shmarmer."
Shmarmer by The MF Kimzl February 5, 2010
short and arms combined, making them sharms
Maddie:Hey ,Debbie can you hand me that pen over there?

Debbie: I can't reach it, I have sharms.
sharms by singer201998 July 13, 2009

Shmarmalutz 

A girl with a tight pair of yitz.
Achi did you see the Shmarmalutz on that sharmoota
Shmarmalutz by KoosRabi July 26, 2022
when you arms are proportionately short for your body, considered a bad thing! SHort ARMS= SHARMS
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I couldn't quite reach your penis cause I have sharms, sorry sucks for you!
sharms by smithy sally January 23, 2008
A normal sized person with arms abnormally short for their body. short arms = sharms
Wow, Loz really does have sharms doesn't she!
sharms by LJ is spinkin July 7, 2007

Shmarmalope 

(n) Someone who constantly views all problems as being rediculous, a dumbass.
Jeffrey is a total Shmarmalope, and refuses to solve even the most basic problems
Shmarmalope by peterthegreat December 20, 2004