8 definitions by curtis450

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

by curtis450 December 22, 2017

hockey puck

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals

when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks

by curtis450 December 20, 2017

stinking up

the act of smoking marijuana

nurse: have you been using marijuana
Autistic man: yes, I've been stinking up to help manage my autism

by curtis450 April 2, 2023

witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

by curtis450 September 8, 2017

Giving a hand

1: helping someone with something
2: masturbating someone until they ejaculate
3: giving a round of applause

in the porn industry, you will see some hot bitches or hot guys giving a hand to their partner until they cum

by curtis450 May 23, 2019

Neckalodon

A Person with a large Neck

The lead Singer of Cannibal Corpse is the Neckalodon of Death Metal and Charles Dion McDowell is the Neckalodon of Social Media

by curtis450 October 26, 2019