Definitions by cuksocker

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

Fetch the puppy by cuksocker August 30, 2013

bin day 

Collection day for bins

Hey, it's bin day tomorrow, so make sure you put the bins out.

bin day by cuksocker February 22, 2011

gina ford 

waterboard ), especially in a comic sense referring to strict punishments for children - rhyming slang derived from name of eminently well respected child rearing expert.

She won't stay on the naughty step, no matter what I do.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.

gina ford by cuksocker December 26, 2010

apoocalypse 

A devastating explosion of excrement.

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'

apoocalypse by cuksocker December 18, 2010

Andy W 

Two-handed reach around (derived from 'handy double you')

Did you get a reach around?' 'Even better, an Andy W.'

Andy W by cuksocker December 7, 2010

greylist 

A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.

"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.

greylist by cuksocker November 20, 2010

dim prawn 

A penis that is both small and incapable of attaining an erection.

Is that a new Audi A5, you've bought your wife? Got 'dim prawn' again? Just as well I'm giving her what she really wants.

dim prawn by cuksocker November 9, 2010