cuksocker's definitions
Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'
by cuksocker December 18, 2010
Get the apoocalypsemug. The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.
May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.
If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
by cuksocker November 6, 2010
Get the shitting in reversemug. by cuksocker February 22, 2011
Get the bin daymug. waterboard ), especially in a comic sense referring to strict punishments for children - rhyming slang derived from name of eminently well respected child rearing expert.
She won't stay on the naughty step, no matter what I do.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.
by cuksocker December 26, 2010
Get the gina fordmug. Did you come her straight from home tonight?
No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
by cuksocker November 9, 2010
Get the Bum and cokemug. A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.
"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.
by cuksocker November 20, 2010
Get the greylistmug. These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.
by cuksocker November 9, 2010
Get the cuntractormug.