assguru

Experienced but ageing toilet trader

I bumped into Luke last night.

Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!

assguru by cuksocker November 9, 2010

korekiyo assguuji 

the lord, the thiccest of thicc. everyone praises him, humans, animals and objects alike. even rantaro assmami.

Person A: holy fuck that man's got cake!
Person B: hell yeah man, that's korekiyo assguuji. if you are around him you are sure to feel hella flat!

korekiyo assguuji by korekiyo assguuji February 8, 2021

assgurgler 

An analinguist overcome by the wonders of intestinal mucus.

In occultic circles this is referred to as booty sweat, the pride of any self-respecting, self-lubricating anus.

Eating ass used to be a tidy affair, but this one partner produced so much intestinal mucus he called me the assgurgler.

assgurgler by Omro January 27, 2020