assguru

Experienced but ageing toilet trader

I bumped into Luke last night.

Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!

assguru by cuksocker November 9, 2010

korekiyo assguuji 

the lord, the thiccest of thicc. everyone praises him, humans, animals and objects alike. even rantaro assmami.

Person A: holy fuck that man's got cake!
Person B: hell yeah man, that's korekiyo assguuji. if you are around him you are sure to feel hella flat!

korekiyo assguuji by korekiyo assguuji February 8, 2021

assgurgler 

An analinguist overcome by the wonders of intestinal mucus.

In occultic circles this is referred to as booty sweat, the pride of any self-respecting, self-lubricating anus.

Eating ass used to be a tidy affair, but this one partner produced so much intestinal mucus he called me the assgurgler.

assgurgler by Omro January 27, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012