assguru

Experienced but ageing toilet trader

I bumped into Luke last night.

Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!

assguru by cuksocker November 9, 2010

korekiyo assguuji 

the lord, the thiccest of thicc. everyone praises him, humans, animals and objects alike. even rantaro assmami.

Person A: holy fuck that man's got cake!
Person B: hell yeah man, that's korekiyo assguuji. if you are around him you are sure to feel hella flat!

korekiyo assguuji by korekiyo assguuji February 8, 2021

assgurgler 

An analinguist overcome by the wonders of intestinal mucus.

In occultic circles this is referred to as booty sweat, the pride of any self-respecting, self-lubricating anus.

Eating ass used to be a tidy affair, but this one partner produced so much intestinal mucus he called me the assgurgler.

assgurgler by Omro January 27, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022