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The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.

May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.

If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
by cuksocker November 5, 2010
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1. Celebrity paedophiles

2. Celebrities know to indulge in anal sex (taking it up the gary glitter)
1. I see the police raided the BBC and arrested some gary glitterati.

2. I read in Head magazine that xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx are both gary glitterati.
by cuksocker November 5, 2010
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An injury inflicted on the gonads as a result of an unsuccessful attempt at rodeo sex. Injury may be inflicted either during or after the undermentioned act was attempted. Usually results in severe bruising of the affected organs and loss of conjugal rights for an extended or permanent period.
I tried to rodeo Sue-Ellen last night but she threw me and I got buckyballed.

Man, my balls are sore. I tried to rodeo Pammy and got buckyballed when she kicked me.
by cuksocker November 8, 2010
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Permanent employment (being a permie), as viewed by a contractor.
The contract market is so bad that I may be force to abase myself before the altar of permiedom.
by cuksocker November 5, 2010
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waterboard ), especially in a comic sense referring to strict punishments for children - rhyming slang derived from name of eminently well respected child rearing expert.
She won't stay on the naughty step, no matter what I do.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.
by cuksocker December 26, 2011
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Hey, it's bin day tomorrow, so make sure you put the bins out.
by cuksocker January 19, 2011
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A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.
"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.
by cuksocker November 17, 2010
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