Cuksocker's definitions

assguru

Experienced but ageing toilet trader

I bumped into Luke last night.

Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!

by cuksocker November 9, 2010

greylist

A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.

"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.

by cuksocker November 20, 2010

Bum and coke

Drug-fuelled Cottaging in a cocktail bar or other upmarket drinking establishment toilet.

Did you come her straight from home tonight?

No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.

by cuksocker November 9, 2010

gina ford

waterboard ), especially in a comic sense referring to strict punishments for children - rhyming slang derived from name of eminently well respected child rearing expert.

She won't stay on the naughty step, no matter what I do.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.

by cuksocker December 26, 2010

permiedom

Permanent employment (being a permie), as viewed by a contractor.

The contract market is so bad that I may be force to abase myself before the altar of permiedom.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

Andy W

Two-handed reach around (derived from 'handy double you')

Did you get a reach around?' 'Even better, an Andy W.'

by cuksocker December 7, 2010

bin day

Collection day for bins

Hey, it's bin day tomorrow, so make sure you put the bins out.

by cuksocker February 22, 2011