The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.
May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.
If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
by cuksocker November 05, 2010
by cuksocker January 19, 2011
I bumped into Luke last night.
Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!
Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!
by cuksocker November 07, 2010
These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.
by cuksocker November 08, 2010
A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.
"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.
by cuksocker November 17, 2010
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
by Cuksocker November 05, 2010
Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'
by cuksocker December 13, 2010