Definitions by Cuksocker
Fetch the puppy
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
Fetch the puppy by cuksocker August 30, 2013
gina ford
waterboard ), especially in a comic sense referring to strict punishments for children - rhyming slang derived from name of eminently well respected child rearing expert.
She won't stay on the naughty step, no matter what I do.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.
apoocalypse
Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'
apoocalypse by cuksocker December 18, 2010
Andy W
Two-handed reach around (derived from 'handy double you')
greylist
A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.
"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.