15 definitions by Cuksocker
I bumped into Luke last night.
Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!
Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!
by Cuksocker November 7, 2010
These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.
by Cuksocker November 8, 2010
Did you come her straight from home tonight?
No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
by Cuksocker November 7, 2010
Two-handed reach around (derived from 'handy double you')
by Cuksocker November 18, 2010
Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'
by Cuksocker December 13, 2010
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
by Cuksocker November 5, 2010
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
by Cuksocker July 22, 2013