Cuksocker's definitions

gary glitterati

1. Celebrity paedophiles

2. Celebrities know to indulge in anal sex (taking it up the gary glitter)

1. I see the police raided the BBC and arrested some gary glitterati.

2. I read in Head magazine that xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx are both gary glitterati.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker August 30, 2013

Buckyballed

An injury inflicted on the gonads as a result of an unsuccessful attempt at rodeo sex. Injury may be inflicted either during or after the undermentioned act was attempted. Usually results in severe bruising of the affected organs and loss of conjugal rights for an extended or permanent period.

I tried to rodeo Sue-Ellen last night but she threw me and I got buckyballed.

Man, my balls are sore. I tried to rodeo Pammy and got buckyballed when she kicked me.

by cuksocker November 9, 2010

bin day

Collection day for bins

Hey, it's bin day tomorrow, so make sure you put the bins out.

by cuksocker February 22, 2011

assguru

Experienced but ageing toilet trader

I bumped into Luke last night.

Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!

by cuksocker November 9, 2010

permiedom

Permanent employment (being a permie), as viewed by a contractor.

The contract market is so bad that I may be force to abase myself before the altar of permiedom.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

greylist

A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.

"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.

by cuksocker November 20, 2010