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cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.
These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.
by cuksocker November 9, 2010
mugGet the cuntractormug.

greylist

A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.
"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.
by cuksocker November 20, 2010
mugGet the greylistmug.

assguru

I bumped into Luke last night.

Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!
by cuksocker November 9, 2010
mugGet the assgurumug.

Buckyballed

An injury inflicted on the gonads as a result of an unsuccessful attempt at rodeo sex. Injury may be inflicted either during or after the undermentioned act was attempted. Usually results in severe bruising of the affected organs and loss of conjugal rights for an extended or permanent period.
I tried to rodeo Sue-Ellen last night but she threw me and I got buckyballed.

Man, my balls are sore. I tried to rodeo Pammy and got buckyballed when she kicked me.
by cuksocker November 9, 2010
mugGet the Buckyballedmug.

gary glitterati

1. Celebrity paedophiles

2. Celebrities know to indulge in anal sex (taking it up the gary glitter)
1. I see the police raided the BBC and arrested some gary glitterati.

2. I read in Head magazine that xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx are both gary glitterati.
by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
mugGet the gary glitteratimug.

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
by cuksocker August 30, 2013
mugGet the Fetch the puppymug.

gina ford

waterboard ), especially in a comic sense referring to strict punishments for children - rhyming slang derived from name of eminently well respected child rearing expert.
She won't stay on the naughty step, no matter what I do.
Gina Ford her. It always works for my kids.
by cuksocker December 26, 2010
mugGet the gina fordmug.

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