craig's definitions

Cadbury Cream Pie

When a rabbit drops a hot load in your mouth.

Dude, your rabbit just gave me a Cadbury Cream Pie

by Craig March 9, 2005

Hat Trick

You're correct that it involves having sex with all 3 holes of a girl, however the true hat trick is jizzing in all 3 holes ON THE SAME ORGASM. Needless to say it's very difficult, and is worthy of the title "hat trick".

I tried a hat trick, but the orgasm was over and I was out of jizz before I got to her ass.

by Craig May 13, 2005

shnutz

A word of German origin which means "to have ones nutsac covered in thunder mud" or "to have shitty nuts."

I shat myself so bad that I got shnutz.

by Craig November 3, 2003

Suyeto

suyeto means one boat

We came to America from Samoa on suyeto.

by Craig June 19, 2006

clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex

have you got a clitionary?

by craig March 12, 2003

Lars

A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.

Look at that Lars! He's a goon and he yelled at me cause I swore.

by Craig June 30, 2003

cham

To make the action of chewing on something hard, but without any teeth.

cham, chamming, chammed

The old bastard chammed as hard as he could on the Wether's Original, but it still fell out of his floppy hole.

by Craig April 10, 2004