craig's definitions

Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by craig January 26, 2005

PFG

Short form for Pretty Frickin' (or Fuckin') Good.

Origin: In Good Company (2004), starring Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace.

That idea you came up with was PFG!

by craig February 3, 2005

Scrumtralessent

1. Extremely tasty
2. That which is the most desired to be eaten.

Deep in the cold dark heart of space there was only one order of chicken teriaki floating in the abyss. This being the only food for 2,000 light years the crew knew it would be the most scrumtralessent meal they would have for weeks.

by craig February 3, 2005

Hat Trick

You're correct that it involves having sex with all 3 holes of a girl, however the true hat trick is jizzing in all 3 holes ON THE SAME ORGASM. Needless to say it's very difficult, and is worthy of the title "hat trick".

I tried a hat trick, but the orgasm was over and I was out of jizz before I got to her ass.

by Craig May 13, 2005

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

boagan

A boagan is an aussie beer drinking bloke who wears tight jeans and a checked shirt and has a mullet

nobody likes a boagan
look at that dero boagan

by Craig March 1, 2005

vocrapulary

The incessant transposure of letters while instant messaging

Craig says:
there is much centrifical feelings invovled
Dean J says:
what the yea dude yea yea dude
Craig says:
you clearly do not understand ... you developer
chris says:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES "invovled" MEAN
chris says:
i KEEP THINKING VUVLVA
chris says:
THATNKS
Craig says:
if your vocrapulary was any good, you would know what invovled means

by craig April 27, 2004