craig's definitions

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by craig January 17, 2005

sexpiration

the end of sex in a relationship or the relationship altogether

I'm pretty sure he's cheating on her, that relationship definitely has a sexpiration date.

by Craig January 18, 2005

DPFC

Don't pay for crap. The tendency of women (mainly those indigenous to the NYC metropolitan area) to not pay for anything on a date.

Don't ask her out, she runs with the DPFC crew.

by Craig January 18, 2005

peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

by Craig January 20, 2005

pokemon

Once a very popular TV Show, Card game and video game which I myself was quite a fan of at the time. The TV Show and Card game sort of fizzled out after Poke'mon had had its time but the games were very good and they still exist to day. Of course I'm always seeing new card series's being brought out and am occasionally mildy interested because the artwork on some of the cards was rather good. In fact the card game was very popular and a lot of fights broke out about people not trading fairly and people even resorted to stealing others cards but I knew it had all gotten out of hand when at my first school they had people to watch over the swapping of Poke'mon cards and advising people on good swaps. Eventually most schools banned Poke'mon cards (and any others for that matter). So, when they began bringing out all those new Poke'mon and card sets it got a bit boring. So all in all the original Poke'mon cards, games and possibly the TV series was a rather good achievement but it never managed to keep a lot of fans after a few years, but, of course there are still dedicated Poke'mon fans all over the world.

When Poke'mon was cool:

Person 1: Whoa look I got this Japanese import of Venusaur!

Person 2: Oh well cool! Swap it for my shiny Clefairy!?

Person 1: No way!

by Craig January 21, 2005

Digimon

Digimon (Digital Monsters)

A very good Japanese TV series and trading card game featuring some really cool monsters called Digimons. I liked the newer series's though I found the fact that the characters had the Digmon cards themselves a bit weird but it was good none the less. To some it was better than Poke'mon which actually came out AFTER Digimon was released in Japan. The movie was extremely cool and was done in such a way that seemed more real than the Series, not in the graphics or anything but just seemed... More real I suppose is the only way I can describe it? Anyway, the Digmons looked extremely cool with different stages of development and could temporarily 'Digivolve' into a more powerful form and unlike Poke'mon a lot of the monsters had weapons like arm mounted rocked launchers which made it a lot cooler to watch. Digimon was definitely my favourite trading card game (before I began collecting Magic the Gathering anyway) and I still have some of my favourite cards now. The Digimon series also produced a few video games which I never really played but I expect were quite good.

I can't think of a quote so I'll just say I think Digimon was the best Japanese TV series and card game I watched and played.

by Craig January 21, 2005

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 22, 2005