| 1. | keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum | ||
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The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'. Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised
Tony: What are you doing tonight? Gordon: ya mum! Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness? Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness? Scenario 2- Childish, good Tony: What are you doing tonight? Gordon: ya mum! Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum Gordon: Yes, master. |
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| 2. | stuarts mum | ||
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a mum that takes stuart to the movies or any other place on an occasion. stuarts mum is a mum that will allow stuart to do n e thin, watch any movie aslong as it with her.
There could also be a stuart item, staurt n e thin. Something that stuart has is a stuart item which is declared after stuart has bought or purchased the item or product. friend: do u want to come for mi 20th birthday on da wkend?
Stuart: yeah sure day of party.... ringing stuart...party alreadi started Friend:hey stuart where are you??...arent you comin?? Stuart: sorry im busy! Friend: i thought you said you could make it?? Stuart: yeah sorry i forgot i had to go to the cinemas with my mum. Friend: wats rong wit u i told you two wks earlier, plus im turnin 20...20 man, i cant believe your not here. Stuart: sorry..maybe next time! Friend: theres no nxt time for a 20th or fo any otha age! Stuart: oh wel... Friend: what you mean ohh wel..FAR-OUT! Hung up......... stuarts mum is a mum that is....... lol |
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| 3. | Are you calling my mum a liar? | ||
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The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable. Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?
Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar? Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean? Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then. |
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| 4. | mum | ||
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Mum, this is how Brittish and Astralians refer to their mother.
Yes Americans say Mom and this is right too ,but with all ths shit going on in the world its funny how much people get worked up over the spelling. Quite frankly say it the way you want because their both right Brittish/Australian= My mum is over there
American= My mom is over there ....oh look theres not much differance |
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| 5. | ya mum got mugged | ||
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When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked. "Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!" "Where?" "Up your mum" |
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| 6. | My Falling October | ||
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Shite, unorigional metalcore/emo band from Fife, more commonly known as my falling emos. My Falling October were so crap last night, they made 'Metal by Numbers' by Brian Posehn sound like Opeth.
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| 7. | Mum | ||
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The British, Australian, New Zealand and South African equivalent to the American and Canadian Mom.
And all this argument about the correct way to spell it is nonsense. Why would you bother fighting about the right way to spell Mum/Mom, cheque/check or fiord/fjord? It's neither here nor there. And certainly saying it was Mum first isn't going to bring about a nation-wide reform on it's spelling in America, now, is it? "Sorry, can't come over, my Mum said 'no'."
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