craig's definitions

dfh

Declining Facial Health

Me: "You are ugly."
Other person: "No I'm not."
Me: "Yes you are...you have dfg."
Other person: "Blargh!"

by Craig December 1, 2004

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

receed

a receeding hairline that affects the persons day to day life including their intelligence and their way of thinking. also it is very ugly and it attracts poonuggs to cling to it

holy crap mickles's receed is sworming with a clan of poonuggs

by craig October 27, 2004

HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg

damn ..dood hes being a hoover

by craig March 7, 2005

loosey

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

by Craig October 21, 2003

vacuuming

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

by craig March 12, 2003

pass the polo

a game which involves atleast 4 people sitting in a circle. You have one polo and you have to pass it to each other via mouths and tongues

hi babez, you fine ass be-atches wana play pass the polo, then fuck like horny animals?

by craig March 12, 2003