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164 definitions by craig

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.
"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders
by Craig August 27, 2004
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monkey-faced, baseball cap wearing, knuckle dragging member of one of Bristol's less affluent white areas
'ere, you is a meaderrrrrrrrr
by craig February 10, 2004
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White Males Oppressing Minorities
Craig, man, you just can't be part of the WMOM.
by Craig April 13, 2005
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American phenomenon that has infiltrated the UK over the last 20 years. When organised by adults the event results in sweet, fancy dressed children being given confectionery by random strangers whose houses the children have knocked on the doors of. However the reality is that groups of antisocial delinquents have an excuse to roam streets, threatening and intimidating anyone stupid enough to open their front doors to them and generally vandalise property and disturb the peace. It is the parents of these reprobates that think the idea is fun as they are completely unaware of the havoc their little darlings are causing. Another great American export. God Bless America, indeed.
Trick or treat? The trick is that I will throw an egg at your house and vandalise your garden. The treat is I'll do exactly the same, even if you give me some sweets.
by Craig November 01, 2004
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acronyms used for quick typing on the net. usually used during instant messaging sessions or games of red alert 2
see also ffs omg wtf fouc mfc
ffs where have u been?
by craig February 16, 2004
5 1
The frontman in the hip hop group, X Clan.
Brother J is an amazing emcee for X Clan.
by Craig April 08, 2005
4 1
Close, almost impossible, lucky.
Ooh, that's a tight squeeze.
by craig May 07, 2004
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