craig's definitions

roisin

river city character
kick ass character with a low manly voice who has some of the best scottish one liners on a scottish soap

"i love Roisin she is a legend, she is fierce"

"she is such a Roisin i love her!"

by craig January 26, 2005

Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by craig January 26, 2005

PFG

Short form for Pretty Frickin' (or Fuckin') Good.

Origin: In Good Company (2004), starring Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace.

That idea you came up with was PFG!

by craig February 3, 2005

Scrumtralessent

1. Extremely tasty
2. That which is the most desired to be eaten.

Deep in the cold dark heart of space there was only one order of chicken teriaki floating in the abyss. This being the only food for 2,000 light years the crew knew it would be the most scrumtralessent meal they would have for weeks.

by craig February 3, 2005

Hat Trick

You're correct that it involves having sex with all 3 holes of a girl, however the true hat trick is jizzing in all 3 holes ON THE SAME ORGASM. Needless to say it's very difficult, and is worthy of the title "hat trick".

I tried a hat trick, but the orgasm was over and I was out of jizz before I got to her ass.

by Craig May 13, 2005

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

boagan

A boagan is an aussie beer drinking bloke who wears tight jeans and a checked shirt and has a mullet

nobody likes a boagan
look at that dero boagan

by Craig March 1, 2005