craig's definitions

PFG

Short form for Pretty Frickin' (or Fuckin') Good.

Origin: In Good Company (2004), starring Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace.

That idea you came up with was PFG!

by craig February 3, 2005

boagan

A boagan is an aussie beer drinking bloke who wears tight jeans and a checked shirt and has a mullet

nobody likes a boagan
look at that dero boagan

by Craig March 1, 2005

jibbing

Normally a term in secondary schools in England seeing as most of the other definitions are nothing like what it means in school. It is the act of skipping lessons by hiding out somewhere usually in the school grounds. Most Jibbers usually are in groups of two to five. Jibbers are by no means bad kids, a lot of people jib the lessons they hate. Also if someone is off school for whatever reason then it is almost a necessity to say 'jibbing' when that person's name is called in the register, just to annoy the teacher.

Student 1: C'mon, it's French now.

Student 2: Nah. We're gonna jib French

by Craig April 29, 2005

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by craig January 17, 2005

after cum

the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out

hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck

by craig March 11, 2003

ONS

One Night Stand

In the past month i've had 31 ONS's

by craig March 12, 2003

clitrature

a woman, who all she talks about is sex,orgasms etc

that girl is so horny, she's a clitrature

by craig March 12, 2003