161 definitions by craig

whacks

n. masturbation, usually used in conjunction with 'run'.

Luck always runs whacks in the shower.

by craig March 15, 2005

bar it

when you cant be bothered to do something

p1: we need to do work
p2: nah bar it!

by craig June 27, 2003

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 12, 2003

dickrature

a dude who all he talks about is sex

stop talking dickrature

by craig March 12, 2003

slug

Kill people, shoot, go through with something you are not comfortable with!

Let's have a slugfest!

We gotta slug it out in battle.

by craig May 8, 2004

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by craig September 14, 2004

vocrapulary

The incessant transposure of letters while instant messaging

Craig says:
there is much centrifical feelings invovled
Dean J says:
what the yea dude yea yea dude
Craig says:
you clearly do not understand ... you developer
chris says:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES "invovled" MEAN
chris says:
i KEEP THINKING VUVLVA
chris says:
THATNKS
Craig says:
if your vocrapulary was any good, you would know what invovled means

by craig April 27, 2004