hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.
the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.
by craig January 18, 2005
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infuckingcredible

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have
by Craig April 16, 2003
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fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.
Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.
by Craig April 07, 2005
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flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something
by craig March 12, 2003
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cham

To make the action of chewing on something hard, but without any teeth.

cham, chamming, chammed
The old bastard chammed as hard as he could on the Wether's Original, but it still fell out of his floppy hole.
by Craig April 10, 2004
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slug

Kill people, shoot, go through with something you are not comfortable with!
Let's have a slugfest!

We gotta slug it out in battle.
by craig May 08, 2004
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resterauntulay

This is a word used when naming a child, it basically means I don't care what it's called so you decide!
Mother: I've always liked the name Mary for a girl...
Father: I've always like the name resterauntulay!
by craig May 07, 2004
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