craig's definitions

Cadbury Cream Pie

When a rabbit drops a hot load in your mouth.

Dude, your rabbit just gave me a Cadbury Cream Pie

by Craig March 9, 2005

st. anger

Probably Metallica's worst album. Being such a hardcore fan of the band I at least would like to say there are some okayish songs on the album, Some Kind of Monster probably being the best. Even when Metallica changed their style with Load and ReLoad they were still a kickass band, but their latest album was very poor to Metallica standards because they tried experimenting with nu-metal music. I don't believe Lars is the downfall though, I mean his drumming in St. Anger sounds pretty much the same in all the songs but all the songs sound the same anyways. It would make sense if they had recorded all the songs, one after another without really changing the guitar FX or drums, but it took them three years, but seeing the DVD named 'Some Kind of Monster' you can sort of see what problems they had making this album.

*Listening to Some Kind of Monster*

Person who has never heard it: Wow. This is really crappy compared to other Metallica songs.

Me: Yeah, this is probably the best one on the album though.

by Craig March 24, 2005

yugi

ANYone who owns or drives a Yugo

easiest comparison: Danny Devito or Bette Midler in the movie DROWNING MONA

by Craig December 19, 2003

Basticated

Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.

Damn my computer blew up with smoke and everything, its totally "basticated"

by Craig September 21, 2004

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!

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There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
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by craig May 9, 2004

urban outfitters

A lot of people who say "free Tibet!" and like to give a dollar to homeless people shop here. They talk of world peace and other hippy shit when in reality their $500 jeans were made in a sweat shop in china, when the money could have gone towards freeing Tibet!

I am so into reggay that i always shop here, I'm am SUCH a hipster! Despite the christian morals behind rastafarian, i smoke weed and am down with marley.

by Craig January 24, 2004

Aerospace Party

A meeting on Thursdays at a fucking amazing sports bar where men get together to talk about chicks, beer, and how much we hate school...oh yeah, and L/D Max.

Man, that Aerospace Party was fun, good thing I was using my L/D/ Max

by Craig April 1, 2005