craig's definitions

Moussa

A Legendary Name. Only true lebo's are Moussa

Oii man im scared.. Moussa is ganna kill me

by Craig May 6, 2005

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

do'h

simson waitschullies

simson waitschullies is d'oh!!!

by Craig February 3, 2004

shrek

when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"

now we're shreking, but next point we'll win

by Craig June 27, 2004

chocolate chimney warrior

rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc

puts his penis in other mens anus'.

"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."

by craig January 16, 2004

spam danglers

sagging fanny lips

omg her spam danglers are parting like moses making the sea part

by craig December 9, 2003