craig's definitions
A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.
by Craig January 5, 2004
Get the twiggmug. A word of German origin which means "to have ones nutsac covered in thunder mud" or "to have shitty nuts."
by Craig November 3, 2003
Get the shnutzmug. A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".
John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.
by Craig September 2, 2008
Get the eat the cookiemug. 1. Grand Theft Auto, the crime of thieving a vehicle.
2. Grand Theft Auto. An extrememly popular and controversial video game series in which you take on the role of a character (character differs through-out the different games) and act out crimes whilst completing missions. The latest installment in the series, GTA San Andreas, is probably the best by far to most with many more things to do such as get girlfriends, burgle houses and a load of over crazy stuff. Also a great game if you like massacring people.
2. Grand Theft Auto. An extrememly popular and controversial video game series in which you take on the role of a character (character differs through-out the different games) and act out crimes whilst completing missions. The latest installment in the series, GTA San Andreas, is probably the best by far to most with many more things to do such as get girlfriends, burgle houses and a load of over crazy stuff. Also a great game if you like massacring people.
1. James was sent to jail for GTA.
2. Have you played GTA San Andreas.?
No, my mum says it depicts to much
violence and scenes of a sexual
nature.
.......?
2. Have you played GTA San Andreas.?
No, my mum says it depicts to much
violence and scenes of a sexual
nature.
.......?
by Craig December 31, 2004
Get the gtamug. by Craig March 9, 2005
Get the Cadbury Cream Piemug. You're correct that it involves having sex with all 3 holes of a girl, however the true hat trick is jizzing in all 3 holes ON THE SAME ORGASM. Needless to say it's very difficult, and is worthy of the title "hat trick".
by Craig May 13, 2005
Get the Hat Trickmug. by Craig December 19, 2003
Get the yugimug.