craig's definitions

ph33r

A synonym of ph34r.

ph33r my l33t skillz bi0tch!!!

by craig November 24, 2002

treat

Short for noob treat. One that is so bad, he is a treat even for noobs.

Have you seen this kid play halo? He's such a treat.

by Craig March 14, 2005

Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles

"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."

by Craig September 14, 2004

den

A fort made by a kid or a group of kids for them to hang out. A den is usually made out of large pieces of trash like old wooden planks and a tilet... Ok maybe not the toilet but I have seen one den like that!

Look at this den we built.

by craig May 7, 2004

clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex

have you got a clitionary?

by craig March 12, 2003

yugi

ANYone who owns or drives a Yugo

easiest comparison: Danny Devito or Bette Midler in the movie DROWNING MONA

by Craig December 19, 2003

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004