craig's definitions

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

pass the polo

a game which involves atleast 4 people sitting in a circle. You have one polo and you have to pass it to each other via mouths and tongues

hi babez, you fine ass be-atches wana play pass the polo, then fuck like horny animals?

by craig March 12, 2003

Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles

"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."

by Craig September 14, 2004

den

A fort made by a kid or a group of kids for them to hang out. A den is usually made out of large pieces of trash like old wooden planks and a tilet... Ok maybe not the toilet but I have seen one den like that!

Look at this den we built.

by craig May 7, 2004

wicked

A word used to explain something that is very good.

That game was wicked!

by craig May 6, 2004

clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex

have you got a clitionary?

by craig March 12, 2003

indie

The stereotypical name for an individual, because some dumbass actually invented a stereotype for someone who belongs to no stereotype. An individual is someone who likes their own thing, maybe they skate, but like to wear a lot of black. Normally they dress in whatever fashion they like and do whatever they enjoy doing. They see that there is no need for so many people to belong to a stereotype, and will normally refer to themselves as normal as in their own eyes they don't belong to a stereotype, but to other idiots (usually townies) they do, and that stereotype is called indie.

Townie: Look at your long 'air, what are you, a skater?

Me: No, I'm not anything, I'm just normal.

Townie: So you is a indie, ay?

Me: Whatever you want to call it.

by Craig March 23, 2005