craig's definitions

vacuuming

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

by craig March 12, 2003

Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by craig January 26, 2005

dfh

Declining Facial Health

Me: "You are ugly."
Other person: "No I'm not."
Me: "Yes you are...you have dfg."
Other person: "Blargh!"

by Craig December 1, 2004

fesha

lol fesha = being fresh with each other

e.g. a new and exiting thing wit a special person

by craig March 2, 2004

loosey

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

by Craig October 21, 2003

fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 6, 2005

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005