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164 definitions by craig

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.
I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.
by Craig August 10, 2004
Cude is a shortened version of cool dude! Or can be used to describe a cute dude.
Wow, he's cude!
by craig May 07, 2004
A boagan is an aussie beer drinking bloke who wears tight jeans and a checked shirt and has a mullet
nobody likes a boagan
look at that dero boagan
by Craig March 01, 2005
A term for when people go to a cosmetic surgeon to have their breasts augmented. They are given a brochure to look through, with all the different permutations available.
"Wow, have you seen the amount of boobs in this book?" "Yes, it's like being in Tit City!"
by Craig October 10, 2004
Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.
"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."
by Craig September 14, 2004
Fine strain of marijunana
This shit is totally Ando
by craig July 16, 2004
something that is super cool
man, the sex we had last night was the dogs bollocks!
by craig February 16, 2004