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1. 311
A group of scat muncher homosexuals from Nebraska who have been pretending to be musicians since the early 1990s.

The group got their name when Jim Watson, the band's former guitarist, was charged with sales of scat pornography to a minor. One of his neighbors turned him in by calling 311 because of the unusually strong smell of feces coming through the wall.

The band is known for their strong belief in Satan and has a reputation for stomping the skulls of live kittens and burning bibles on stage. As a result, they have been banned from playing in most states and within 500 yards of any animal shelter. In 1993 they recorded a song called "Omaha Stylee" which details their largest bible-burning to date, which also led to their RV being destroyed by fire. Rumor has it that the FBI was about to bust them for child pornography, so they torched the RV while it was loaded with their entire stash of kiddie porn. They are currently working on a new album tentatively titled fucktardation which, according to drummer Chad Sexton in a recent interview with gay publication the Advocate, is "the only word that fully encompasses the impact of 311's musical career".
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2. 311
Loud and obscene
Man, I can hear her from the other side of the warehouse. You can always tell when 311 is in the building.
3. 311
police lingo for indecent exposure
this is charlie bravo golf bravo reporting a 311 at bradywine and nebraska
by kaleena Mar 3, 2003 share this
4. 311
The non-emergency counterpart of 911.
I think we're lost, call 311.
by LudwigVan Nov 13, 2003 share this
5. 311
the NYC help hotline
if you have any questions, call the cities hotline at 3-1-1
by anonymous Nov 6, 2003 share this
6. 311
the best fucking band ever. they mix funk, rap, rock, reggae and who knows what else all together to create something wonderful. they are in my opinion the best band ever and i couldn't go one day without singing the song "offbeat bareass". their cd's that they currently have out are music, grassroots, omaha sessions, from chaos, transistor, live, evolver, and others that are unreleased. they are releasing a new album in july!!! YESS!!!
311 fuckin' rocks! they are the best band ever!
by Tiffany Apr 5, 2005 share this
7. 311
Stands for Crip Killer.

3rd letter in alphabet= C

11th letter in alphabet= K

CK- Crip Killer
Throw up that 311 if you down wit Bloodz.
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