A group of scat muncher homosexuals from Nebraska who have been pretending to be musicians since the early 1990s.

The group got their name when Jim Watson, the band's former guitarist, was charged with sales of scat pornography to a minor. One of his neighbors turned him in by calling 311 because of the unusually strong smell of feces coming through the wall.

The band is known for their strong belief in Satan and has a reputation for stomping the skulls of live kittens and burning bibles on stage. As a result, they have been banned from playing in most states and within 500 yards of any animal shelter. In 1993 they recorded a song called "Omaha Stylee" which details their largest bible-burning to date, which also led to their RV being destroyed by fire. Rumor has it that the FBI was about to bust them for child pornography, so they torched the RV while it was loaded with their entire stash of kiddie porn. They are currently working on a new album tentatively titled fucktardation which, according to drummer Chad Sexton in a recent interview with gay publication the Advocate, is "the only word that fully encompasses the impact of 311's musical career".

Loud and obscene

police lingo for indecent exposure

The non-emergency counterpart of 911.

the NYC help hotline

the best fucking band ever. they mix funk, rap, rock, reggae and who knows what else all together to create something wonderful. they are in my opinion the best band ever and i couldn't go one day without singing the song "offbeat bareass". their cd's that they currently have out are music, grassroots, omaha sessions, from chaos, transistor, live, evolver, and others that are unreleased. they are releasing a new album in july!!! YESS!!!

Stands for Crip Killer.

3rd letter in alphabet= C

11th letter in alphabet= K

CK- Crip Killer