19 definitions by cathi robertson
The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.
by cathi robertson June 15, 2008
(noun) a word used as an alternative to asshole by people who think they're somehow "better" or "good" because they don't curse. (Also see: troutturd, hypercrite, frogging and bullshirt)
by cathi robertson June 17, 2008
noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or fucking, somehow trying to imply that they are holier than the person who uses real cuss words. when in actuality they will burn in hell with the rest of us authentic cussers and are only fooling themselves. froggin troutturds they're all ashholes if you ass me.
I'm so sick of all the hypercritters who can't get honest about their potty mouths like the rest of us.
by cathi robertson July 12, 2008
Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.
Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''
''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''
novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''
whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell
''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''
novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''
whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell
by cathi robertson July 11, 2008
troutturd (noun) an alternative to using the word "bastard" for people who don't like to use fck&*(G co9834ck suc*#$kin(*g profanity.
by cathi robertson June 17, 2008