butt weasel's definitions

punishing the primate

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

muck

spunk, man fat, chef's special sauce

she get's really cross if I don't give her a gob full of muck every night

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Wally Jumblat

1) 1970s Beirut warlord.
2) Large breasts, kahunas, knorks

Go on luv, I'll buy you a babycham if you let me go blub blub blub in your wally jumblats

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

butt cowboy

ring piece rancher, poo pipe pioneer, cumslinger, shit shafting sheriff, etc etc

Damien you filthy butt cowboy, what are you doing in there with the attendant?

by butt weasel September 3, 2003

polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

by butt weasel August 29, 2003