polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

tosstalgia

bashing the bishop whilst remeniscing about former partner

I was thinking about Maurine last night and getting all tosstalgic in the lav.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Wally Jumblat

1) 1970s Beirut warlord.
2) Large breasts, kahunas, knorks

Go on luv, I'll buy you a babycham if you let me go blub blub blub in your wally jumblats

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

by butt weasel September 01, 2003

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

butt cowboy

ring piece rancher, poo pipe pioneer, cumslinger, shit shafting sheriff, etc etc

Damien you filthy butt cowboy, what are you doing in there with the attendant?

by butt weasel September 03, 2003

muck

spunk, man fat, chef's special sauce

she get's really cross if I don't give her a gob full of muck every night

by butt weasel August 29, 2003