18 definitions by burbman1969

limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

clit clock

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit

i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next

by burbman1969 November 2, 2020

prick trick

you can tie your 9 inch cock in a knot when it's flaccid

hey that's an amusing prick trick tying your dick in a knot. but what happens when you pop a rod and blow a load? ouch!!

by burbman1969 November 3, 2020

hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s

hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head

by burbman1969 August 29, 2022

jewcey fruits

a couple of gay jewish men

oh look, there's some jewcey fruits. they're so sweet

by burbman1969 January 28, 2021

clambake

a group of women stay in the sauna far too long and basically cook their vaginas

bill , lets go to the clambake. ill grab the beer, yummy!!

by burbman1969 February 12, 2021

Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022