bryan's definitions

Bitchness

you must see Hillary

she has to much of it in her(or him)!

by bryan October 14, 2004

front burner

On a soap opera, a story that gets coverage everyday.

The story about edmund's murder has been on the front burner on All My Children.

by bryan April 15, 2005

anal jamboree

3.A brace of poo's(a gathering of frog swollower's).
4.Oftern associated with the ''FREE-LANCE FELCHER'S SOCIETY''.

Billy enjoy's the partaking of his friends batty hole...coz billy is a cum caldren fag.

by bryan December 20, 2004

common sense

pamphlet written by Thomas Paine when the Constitution was originally written

common sence can be found at your local library

by bryan November 13, 2004

Slampig

1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig

1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Chin Slap

One whose chin is "slapped" by another mans scrotum; usually a homosexual act.

The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.

What a Chin Slap.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.

by Bryan June 28, 2005

ech

awesome, sweet, stellar, wicked

yoo that trick was ech.

by Bryan October 25, 2004