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hedgehog

collective noun for a walking group of pricks
whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"
by Bryan August 13, 2004
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WFF

white fat fuck. Its white people that go to McDonalds everyday and are very fat and they have to walk like a penguin because they are so fat. You will mostly find these people in places were there arent any side walks and everything is so far away and they have to drive ever wear.
"EEEWWWW. Look at the WFF!"
by Bryan April 12, 2005
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Nerd

A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic.
Rich is quite a computer nerd.

Ask Bill; he's the car nerd around here.
by Bryan August 5, 2003
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anal jamboree

3.A brace of poo's(a gathering of frog swollower's).
4.Oftern associated with the ''FREE-LANCE FELCHER'S SOCIETY''.
Billy enjoy's the partaking of his friends batty hole...coz billy is a cum caldren fag.
by bryan December 20, 2004
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Chin Slap

One whose chin is "slapped" by another mans scrotum; usually a homosexual act.

The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.
What a Chin Slap.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.
by Bryan June 28, 2005
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Slampig

1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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Schuyler Van Buskirk

1. Master of Ownage

2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"

3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.
"Dude, that guy pulled a Schuyler Van Buskirk on that honkey mofo!"
by Bryan December 2, 2004
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