bryan's definitions

ass puncher

One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.

My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.

by bryan October 11, 2004

yegge

OTHER YEGGE's NOT ALL CRAZY. MOST SENSITIVE AND KIND NOT LIKE LAST DEFENITION.
BRYAN

bryan is a great example not to be confused with the other BRIAN

by bryan March 29, 2005

no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 11, 2004

Maholla

Its another way of sayin holla but better.

person#1:peep out those fo fos.
person#2:They on point.
person#1:Maholla

by Bryan April 19, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong

lead singer of Green Day that is brainwashing America's youth with his Far-Left songs. It seems as though he and the band have a pact with the ACLU

Green Day's best song is Time of Your Life...why'd they have to go off and be stupid Left-Wing Anarchists...?

by Bryan February 14, 2005

Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.

Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

by Bryan May 13, 2005