bryan's definitions

Beta

Beta is French for Humongous Genetals. The renaissance brought many things to humanity aswell as a word for a big penis. They pronounce it an "o" instead of the "E" in Beta.

I played with my Beta all day , so now I am Le tired.

by Bryan March 27, 2005

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004

excuse me

a better way of saying "MOVE!"

i can't think of an example...

by bryan February 4, 2005

Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.

Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.

by Bryan August 27, 2003

sprint

worst phone company. advertises they can find lost phones w/ a gps chip, but only 911 can do it, inless you live in CT

sprint sucks!! use a different company!

by bryan November 27, 2004

massachusetts

State where people cannot elect decent senators

Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism!!!!!

by bryan November 10, 2006

Super Walmart

Its basically Walmart but bigger. Walmart is usely found in places where a lot of wffs are. To bad Walmart is coming to urban parts of NY. Super Walmart attracts more wffs than regular Walmart.

person#1:To bad they are makin Walmart to a Super Walmart.
person#2:Yeah, its ganna attract more wffs.
person#1:Maholla.

by Bryan April 24, 2005