bryan's definitions

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.

Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004

negative 49

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.

Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.

by Bryan November 22, 2004

hizzead

1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"

2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."

I got a "hizzead" last night.

by Bryan November 23, 2004