bryan's definitions

no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 11, 2004

pujoua

tripple cock slap IN THE FACE

oh shit he got pujouaed in da face

by bryan January 18, 2005

schwea

Extreme approval of something gnarly.

Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!

by Bryan April 5, 2005

common sense

pamphlet written by Thomas Paine when the Constitution was originally written

common sence can be found at your local library

by bryan November 13, 2004

no penis

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

by Bryan February 10, 2005

Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

zoltron

A ancient dragon warrior that represents hilarity.

Haha. Dude, that's so zoltron.

by Bryan February 10, 2005