bryan's definitions

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

yo whas poppin

Whas up, whas goin down, etc.

person#1:Yo whas poppin.
person#2:Just chillin.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

zoltron

A ancient dragon warrior that represents hilarity.

Haha. Dude, that's so zoltron.

by Bryan February 10, 2005

aloha screwdriver

Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.

by bryan February 15, 2004

Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

by Bryan May 13, 2005

nasioc

teh center of the interweb

lets go chat on nabisco

by Bryan October 13, 2004