bryan's definitions

jelf

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

by Bryan September 15, 2003

Mack Truck

Nasty, ugly, fat BITCH.

boy#1: Look at that big WFF!
boy#2: Nah man, thas a Mack Truck!

by Bryan April 15, 2005

ech

awesome, sweet, stellar, wicked

yoo that trick was ech.

by Bryan October 25, 2004

Slampig

1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig

1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

schwea

Extreme approval of something gnarly.

Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!

by Bryan April 5, 2005

albino peace of shit

Its a white person that is a peace of shit. Its sorda like a wff.

person#1: Wow, thas an albino peace of shit.
person#2:Maholla

by Bryan April 19, 2005

hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

by Bryan May 13, 2005