bryan's definitions

slurt

A butt-eruption that falls somewhere between a fart and crapping your pants.

Don't fart if you have a stomach ache; you might end up with a slurt.

by Bryan March 21, 2005

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A break in a sentance where a repsonse is warranted

Did you wanna go to the bar, orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Bryan November 29, 2004

common sense

pamphlet written by Thomas Paine when the Constitution was originally written

common sence can be found at your local library

by bryan November 13, 2004

Billie Joe Armstrong

lead singer of Green Day that is brainwashing America's youth with his Far-Left songs. It seems as though he and the band have a pact with the ACLU

Green Day's best song is Time of Your Life...why'd they have to go off and be stupid Left-Wing Anarchists...?

by Bryan February 14, 2005

cross counrty

kick ass sport that helps ppl run faster and at longer distances.

is really fun

mr carter is the best cc coach ever!

by bryan December 6, 2004

pujoua

tripple cock slap IN THE FACE

oh shit he got pujouaed in da face

by bryan January 18, 2005

Sieh Monster

This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.

I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.

by Bryan April 18, 2005