bryan's definitions

negative 49

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.

Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.

by Bryan November 22, 2004

hizzead

1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"

2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."

I got a "hizzead" last night.

by Bryan November 23, 2004

jiggy

to get "jiggy" is to fuck, or get down. will smith did not create this word...i did. fuck you will.

-man when i took her home, we got jiggy with it.

-i was sure getting jiggy on that dance floor yo diggidy dawg

by bryan November 24, 2004

sprint

worst phone company. advertises they can find lost phones w/ a gps chip, but only 911 can do it, inless you live in CT

sprint sucks!! use a different company!

by bryan November 27, 2004

router

rhymes with clam chowda!

router rhymes with clam chowda!

by bryan November 27, 2004

Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.

Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point

by Bryan November 29, 2004

Banter Brackets

Banter brackets are used to label actions and quotations. denotes actions. () denotes quotes. When they are used incorrectly negative banter points will be given.

"Why you Little" (in homer simpson voice)

chair swivels, Lav seen running from cube

by Bryan November 29, 2004