bryan's definitions

Mack Truck

Nasty, ugly, fat BITCH.

boy#1: Look at that big WFF!
boy#2: Nah man, thas a Mack Truck!

by Bryan April 15, 2005

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004

excuse me

a better way of saying "MOVE!"

i can't think of an example...

by bryan February 4, 2005

Beta

Beta is French for Humongous Genetals. The renaissance brought many things to humanity aswell as a word for a big penis. They pronounce it an "o" instead of the "E" in Beta.

I played with my Beta all day , so now I am Le tired.

by Bryan March 27, 2005

hizzead

1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"

2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."

I got a "hizzead" last night.

by Bryan November 23, 2004

jelf

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

by Bryan September 15, 2003

sprint

worst phone company. advertises they can find lost phones w/ a gps chip, but only 911 can do it, inless you live in CT

sprint sucks!! use a different company!

by bryan November 27, 2004