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negative 49

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.
Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.
by Bryan November 22, 2004
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niner

an eqivalent to the number 9
Person 1:"What's the sqaure root of 81?"
Person 2:"NINER!!"
by Bryan December 28, 2005
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zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

Bryan: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba!

Sam: Fag.

Bryan: I know.......
by Bryan April 28, 2005
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Ass-Flag

Noun.
-A variation of Ass-Hat used to describe a person that acts in a way that is so completely non-sensical that the person cannot be described in any other way.
-The word used to describe someone that resembles the epitome of of an Ass, someone that is a symbol and a standard by which all other asses are judged.
You Ass-Flag!
That chinsy bitch was such an Ass-Flag.
Why do you always act like such an Ass-Flag?
by Bryan July 20, 2004
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Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.
Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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Sieh Monster

This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.
I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.
by Bryan April 18, 2005
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lametard

Someone who is just quite annoying, and usually does not have a clue. Most commonly used for AOLers, but can be used for just about anyone.
Sheesh, Cale is such a lametard.
by Bryan May 22, 2004
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