bryan's definitions

Bass

The area between your balls and your ass.

I could really use some baby powder on my bass.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Slampig

1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig

1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.

Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004