bryan's definitions

jelf

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

by Bryan September 15, 2003

hizzead

1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"

2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."

I got a "hizzead" last night.

by Bryan November 23, 2004

hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

by Bryan May 13, 2005

Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.

Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

yegge

OTHER YEGGE's NOT ALL CRAZY. MOST SENSITIVE AND KIND NOT LIKE LAST DEFENITION.
BRYAN

bryan is a great example not to be confused with the other BRIAN

by bryan March 29, 2005

lametard

Someone who is just quite annoying, and usually does not have a clue. Most commonly used for AOLers, but can be used for just about anyone.

Sheesh, Cale is such a lametard.

by Bryan May 22, 2004

nasioc

teh center of the interweb

lets go chat on nabisco

by Bryan October 13, 2004