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Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft
Error 403 what the hell does that mean
by Bryan February 13, 2005
mugGet the Windows Media Playermug.

snerk

The action of liquid coming out of one's nose when made to laugh.
Susan snerked her milk when Johnny made her laugh at the joke.
by bryan July 7, 2004
mugGet the snerkmug.

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
by Bryan April 16, 2005
mugGet the no statsmug.

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation
i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.
by bryan October 27, 2003
mugGet the shooting the shitmug.

Dank

Some thing that is extremely good.
Damn that weed is dannk
by Bryan October 18, 2003
mugGet the Dankmug.

cockhat

Robert Evans is a cockhat.
by bryan December 15, 2003
mugGet the cockhatmug.

excuse me

i can't think of an example...
by bryan February 4, 2005
mugGet the excuse memug.

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