Bryan's definitions
A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.
I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!
by Bryan November 19, 2004

by Bryan January 28, 2005

by bryan July 7, 2004

by Bryan April 19, 2005

no dice; no go; not available
derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
by Bryan April 16, 2005

by bryan October 27, 2003

what Bill O'Reilly tells his viewers not to do in their emails. see pithy
what O'Reilly says is his job.
what O'Reilly says is his job.
by bryan October 3, 2004
