Bryan's definitions

Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy

A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.

I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

monolithic

To be completely drunk.

"John came home from the party monolithic."

by Bryan January 28, 2005

snerk

The action of liquid coming out of one's nose when made to laugh.

Susan snerked her milk when Johnny made her laugh at the joke.

by bryan July 7, 2004

what the dilly yo

It means wtf, what the hell, etc. It came out in 1996.

person#1:Ima throw yo ball.
person#1:I just throw yo ball.
person#2:What the dilly yo.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

bloviate

what Bill O'Reilly tells his viewers not to do in their emails. see pithy

what O'Reilly says is his job.

No bloviating. thats my job ----O'Reilly

by bryan October 3, 2004