Bryan's definitions

fnucking

see fnuck and add -ing, besch!

That is so fnucking smurf!

by Bryan January 27, 2005

assholes

a word to describe someone or group of people who act like idiots

Americans are war mongering assholes

by bryan April 23, 2006

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

the baltimore sun

left wing spewing newspaper printed in baltimore. ownef by the same ppl that own the la times. see liberal spew

The Baltimore Sun is a left wing tool, like CNN.

by bryan September 13, 2004

cross counrty

kick ass sport that helps ppl run faster and at longer distances.

is really fun

mr carter is the best cc coach ever!

by bryan December 6, 2004

Billie Joe Armstrong

lead singer of Green Day that is brainwashing America's youth with his Far-Left songs. It seems as though he and the band have a pact with the ACLU

Green Day's best song is Time of Your Life...why'd they have to go off and be stupid Left-Wing Anarchists...?

by Bryan February 14, 2005