Definitions by bryan

hizzead 

1. The slang term for "Head". Which means "Blow job"

2. Used by Pharrel in the song "Drop it like it's hot."

I got a "hizzead" last night.

hizzead by Bryan November 23, 2004

negative 49 

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.

Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.

negative 49 by Bryan November 22, 2004

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

desperate housewives by bryan November 21, 2004

Canadian Defensive 

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

Canadian Defensive by Bryan November 19, 2004

Bass 

The area between your balls and your ass.

I could really use some baby powder on my bass.

Bass by Bryan November 19, 2004

Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy

A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.

I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!

Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy by Bryan November 19, 2004

Road Crank 

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

Road Crank by Bryan November 19, 2004