| 1. | waistband tuck | ||
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The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting. On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.
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| 2. | Waistband bandit | ||
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Someone who repeatedly tries to cover up their boner by tucking it into the waistband of their pants. Girl: "Where's your boner??"
Guy: "Call me the waistband bandit." |
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| 3. | waistband trick | ||
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A technique used by males to conceal an erection. The penis is tucked in between the waistband of a pair of boxers or briefs and the stomach. The other day I used the waistband trick to hide my boner in class.
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| 4. | pants blaster | ||
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A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge. |
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| 5. | Vertical Tuck | ||
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The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard. Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do? Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see. Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck. |
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| 6. | whip and flip | ||
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the term coined for hiding a boner. Whip it up and flip it under your waistband. Johnny got a boner at the beach, but he soon hid it with a whip and flip.
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| 7. | waist-banding | ||
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when you have a narb or a regular boner and ur in a public place and u need to stand up, you put ur stiffy between ur stomach and ur waistband, and within a matter of 15-30 seconds,the sitffy goes away beuler, please come up to class
'shit dude i got a boner, ill waistband' miguel, please come down here shit my moms calling and i got a boner just waistband o good idea i love waist-banding |
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