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A celebration that happens every December. The Bible mentions no scripture about celebrating this day, nor does it even show the true date of Jesus Christ's birth.
A great chance for every stock market and major department stores to make the cash. There's no scripture in the Bible that tells people to celebrate Christmas day, nor does it even mention the real date Jesus was born in.
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| 2. | Christmas Destroyer | ||
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This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you. (Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me. Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything. Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off! Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!! DAD takes away keys and phone :( Son pissed and will exact his revenge Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer! |
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| 3. | C-day | ||
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Short for Christmas day.Used when texting or talking to people online. How was your C-day?
Brah!I got a bunch of presents including a phone. |
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| 4. | Boxing Day | ||
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Boxing day is the day after Christmas Day, when the English sit in boxes and box. "Hey, keep that cardboard box, we can use it to box it on boxing day!"
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| 5. | Christmas Heave | ||
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The true night before Christmas. It is spent getting so intoxicated you feel like shit on Christmas day. The origin is believed to date back to the Victorian era when adults would give their excitable kids some alchohol to make them sleep easier, however, they soon came to realise they were missing out big time and made it an adult tradition instead. "What did you get for Christmas?" - Dave
"I don't know. I had a rough Christmas heave and didn't open my shit yet" - John |
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| 6. | Christmas Eve Eve Eve | ||
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The day before Christmas Eve Eve. He waited until Christmas Eve Eve Eve before starting his Christmas shopping. On Christmas Eve Eve, he had other plans. Typically, they opened their gifts on Christmas Eve, not Christmas Day.
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| 7. | Christmas Week | ||
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A week of Christmas celebrations that may or may not align with the true Christmas day. It is used to spread joy and happiness to everyone in the world. Merry Christmas Week Mike!!!!
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