bogart's definitions

ugoto

to make un-bored, alliviate boredom... to make less sucky.

and so it was on the 7th day God rested, but joe created ugoto

by bogart March 4, 2005

dirty john

the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High

* now children, do you're homework
- i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.

by bogart March 9, 2005

hump junky

term used to describe the reaction one gets when a person or group of people mention drugs and/or drug use, similar to a dry hump motion.

john's such a hump junky he gets a hard on when his friends talk about cocaine

by bogart March 7, 2005

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 7, 2005

razel

used to describe a woman who will do anything for drugs, or, for money to buy drugs. used as a name

*hey, is that Razel?
- yeah, don't stare

by bogart March 7, 2005

crystal whore

one who appears to be addicted to crystal meth, however; only collects it and never uses it... or rarely uses it and turns into a complete ass.

quit being such a crystal whore and give me some.

by bogart March 7, 2005

suck the dole

term used to describe someone who sucks cock. derogitory insult both to the person and the bannana.

dude, quit suckin the dole....

by bogart May 13, 2005