24 definitions by bogart
| 1. | monkey fuckin' a football | ||
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a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition *let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football
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bogart
Mar 10, 2005
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| 2. | ka-slap-clap | ||
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noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap! * ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.
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bogart
Mar 7, 2005
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| 3. | Skeev | ||
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Creighton you skeev, you said you'd stay if I did a Spyda Dunk.
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bogart
Feb 3, 2005
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| 4. | herman handshake | ||
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the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head. come here, let me give you a herman handshake
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bogart
Mar 6, 2005
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| 5. | closet junky | ||
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one who use drugs on a regular basis (recreationaly), but will not admit to friends or family that he/she is addicted... one who does drugs in private, not with friends. stop being a closet junky, everyone knows what you do in your spare time.
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bogart
Mar 7, 2005
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| 6. | anti-junky | ||
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term used to describe someone who does not approve of drug use. also used to describe someone who uses drugs, but denounces them when he/her is sober... get away from me anti-junky... i hate you.
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bogart
Mar 7, 2005
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| 7. | umper | ||
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the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily. * umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!
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bogart
Mar 7, 2005
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