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24 definitions by bogart

1. monkey fuckin' a football
a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition
*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football
by bogart Mar 10, 2005 add a video
2. ka-slap-clap
noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat
ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.
by bogart Mar 7, 2005 add a video
3. Skeev
1) A sketchy character

2) Someone with a lack of morals

3) A sheisty motherfucker
Creighton you skeev, you said you'd stay if I did a Spyda Dunk.
by bogart Feb 3, 2005 add a video
4. herman handshake
the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.
come here, let me give you a herman handshake
by bogart Mar 6, 2005 add a video
5. closet junky
one who use drugs on a regular basis (recreationaly), but will not admit to friends or family that he/she is addicted... one who does drugs in private, not with friends.
stop being a closet junky, everyone knows what you do in your spare time.
by bogart Mar 7, 2005 add a video
6. anti-junky
term used to describe someone who does not approve of drug use. also used to describe someone who uses drugs, but denounces them when he/her is sober...
get away from me anti-junky... i hate you.
by bogart Mar 7, 2005 add a video
7. umper
the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.
* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!
by bogart Mar 7, 2005 add a video
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