bogart's definitions

mongolion cluster fuck

a mass orgy, not really mongolion, that is extreamly uncoordinated.

something messy, or messed up

(standing in a crowded restaurant)*it's like a mongolion cluster fuck in here*

by bogart March 10, 2005

suck the dole

term used to describe someone who sucks cock. derogitory insult both to the person and the bannana.

dude, quit suckin the dole....

by bogart May 13, 2005

Jib

to come splatter a persons face...

i jibbed so hard her head got stuck to the pillow

by bogart May 13, 2005

crystal whore

one who appears to be addicted to crystal meth, however; only collects it and never uses it... or rarely uses it and turns into a complete ass.

quit being such a crystal whore and give me some.

by bogart March 7, 2005

herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.

come here, let me give you a herman handshake

by bogart March 6, 2005

Oh Billy!

affectionate term used when ever... preferably screamed at the top of ones lungs. anyone named eric, is reffered to as oh billy.

*OH Billy!
- where have you been all my life
* in your bum bum.

by bogart March 9, 2005

kanter

An extremely large marijuana cigarette. Rolled to perfection.

Dude, I just rolled the nicest Kanter, lets get high.

by Bogart April 13, 2005