bkdouble's definitions

coderodor

A strong stench of b.o. which comes from days not bathing, grooming, or changing clothes.

He's a great software engineer, but we had to move him down the hall because of his coderodor.

by bkdouble October 21, 2006

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krack

old school designation for kracked software, especially kracked macintosh software

Adobe Photoshop k
Quark XPress k
Filemaker Pro k

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

internet

It's a series of tubes.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

SigAlert

Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California

As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”

by bkdouble October 21, 2006

lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.

Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

art damage

a heightened state of being caused by overexposure to art school or the art world.

symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman

art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.

You dont have to be art damage to go to burning man, but it helps.
She's all art damage.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006