bkdouble's definitions

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krack

old school designation for kracked software, especially kracked macintosh software

Adobe Photoshop k
Quark XPress k
Filemaker Pro k

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

internet

It's a series of tubes.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

pornosphere

The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.

The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.

As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

tera

A state of fear caused by terrists.

we are determined to win the war on tera

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

push back

Middle-management buzzword for saying "no".

There was some push back from the client regarding the new creative. We'll have to re-do it.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.

Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

work

1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

by bkdouble October 22, 2006