30 definitions by bkdouble

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Middle-management buzzword for saying "no".
There was some push back from the client regarding the new creative. We'll have to re-do it.
#no #middle management #yes #buzzword #same page
by bkdouble October 05, 2006
1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.
1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.
#coworker #marriage #employment #multitasking #task oriented
by bkdouble October 21, 2006
Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, or tfh, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.
that guy is so paraniod he needs a tin foil hat.
#tfh #tweaker #paranoia #conspiracy #ufo
by bkdouble October 05, 2006
steal something that's not yours.
i use bittorrent to share files.
#sharing #bittorrent #gnutella #pirate #riaa
by bkdouble February 26, 2007
A platform into which you can install a penis. Male, female, mouth, vagina, or asshole.
She's not that hot, but she'll do just fine as a docking station.
Foley was looking for a docking station on IM.
#docking bay #anus #mouth #vagina #port
by bkdouble October 05, 2006
Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.
I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.
#bathtub #jesus #rhode island #lawnball #white trash
by bkdouble October 05, 2006
Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California
As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”
#socal #traffic #motherfucker #freeway #road rage
by bkdouble October 20, 2006
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