bkdouble's definitions

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

internet

It's a series of tubes.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

tera

A state of fear caused by terrists.

we are determined to win the war on tera

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

culcha

Something artsy in Boston.

We got a wicked lot a culcha in Boston.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

art damage

a heightened state of being caused by overexposure to art school or the art world.

symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman

art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.

You dont have to be art damage to go to burning man, but it helps.
She's all art damage.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

pornosphere

The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.

The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.

As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

input device

any type of smoking paraphernalia - pipe, bong, papers, one-hitter, etc.

i've got the weed, but i need an input device.
we made an input device out of an apple ...

by bkdouble October 5, 2006