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lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.
Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006
mugGet the lawn ballmug.

push back

Middle-management buzzword for saying "no".
There was some push back from the client regarding the new creative. We'll have to re-do it.
by bkdouble October 5, 2006
mugGet the push backmug.

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krack

old school designation for kracked software, especially kracked macintosh software
Adobe Photoshop k
Quark XPress k
Filemaker Pro k
by bkdouble October 5, 2006
mugGet the [k]mug.

internet

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
mugGet the internetmug.

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo
1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
by bkdouble August 17, 2008
mugGet the stimulus packagemug.

work

1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.
1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.
by bkdouble October 22, 2006
mugGet the workmug.

SigAlert

Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California
As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”
by bkdouble October 21, 2006
mugGet the SigAlertmug.

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