bkdouble's definitions

pornosphere

The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.

The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.

As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

tera

A state of fear caused by terrists.

we are determined to win the war on tera

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

macintosh

Most
Applications
Crash,
If
Not,
Operating
System
Hangs

I got my mom a macintosh.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

work

1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

by bkdouble October 22, 2006

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

art damage

a heightened state of being caused by overexposure to art school or the art world.

symptoms include: black jeans, black sweater, black shoes, striped stockings, dyed and/or spikey hair, residual paint or clay on clothes, glasses, custom welded bicycle, art car, unmatched hi-tops and/or socks, salvation army winter coat, leatherman

art damage should not be confused with goth or emo.

You dont have to be art damage to go to burning man, but it helps.
She's all art damage.

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.

Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006