bkdouble's definitions

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

SigAlert

Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California

As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”

by bkdouble October 21, 2006

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

share

steal something that's not yours.

i use bittorrent to share files.

by bkdouble February 27, 2007

coderodor

A strong stench of b.o. which comes from days not bathing, grooming, or changing clothes.

He's a great software engineer, but we had to move him down the hall because of his coderodor.

by bkdouble October 21, 2006

on the same page

gay republican bukkake

After dinner at Morton's, Foley, Hastert, and DeLay held a special meeting at the townhouse so they could all get on the same page.

by bkdouble October 9, 2006

tera

A state of fear caused by terrists.

we are determined to win the war on tera

by bkdouble September 30, 2006