30 definitions by bkdouble
The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.
The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.
The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.
As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
by bkdouble July 21, 2008
Updated, positive spin on slashdotted
Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.
Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.
Variation: chavezzed
Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.
Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.
Variation: chavezzed
"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."
Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."
Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California
As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”
by bkdouble October 21, 2006
by bkdouble October 5, 2006
Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006