|1.||Bathing the baby|
Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.
when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"
when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying
Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!
A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by EVERY man (please)! Discretion, youth and tight-buns required.
Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!
|4.||Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick|
When an older perverted guy who knows better, runs into a girl between 9 and 12 in a bathing suit wearing a white t-shirt over it, and the guy has the disturbing urge to want to see the girls under developed, yet already growing breasts. The trick involves tricking the girl into taking her bathing suit top off with her shirt on, claiming she can not do it. Then when she does it, the guy squirts her t-shirt with water. Most of the time, the girl is gullible enough to think he is just playing around. Sometimes, the girl catches on and isn't very happy about it. In rare cases, the police are called and the guy has a lot of explaining to do.
I was on the beach with my 11 y/o nieces friend. She was wearing a white t-shirt over her bathing suit. I knew it was wrong but I had a water gun and I attempted the Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick. She caught on with what I was doing after the fact and she didn't appreciate it. Neither did her parents or my niece........ or the cop........ or the judge.
|5.||Soulja Boy Tell'em|
One of the world's true musical geniuses. He is a rapper, producer, choreographer, and general cultural phenomenon. Not since Elvis Presly, or even The Beatles, has Western society been swept by and artist of such talent and acclaim. There is no question that Soulja Boy Tell'em is Divinely inspired.
"I gotta new dance fo' y'all, it called the Soulja Boy..."
"Jockin' on dem haters mang..."
"Haters get mad 'cause I got me some Bathing Apes."
Q: Who is responsible for humanity's greatest accomplishment in art or film?
A: Soulja Boy Tell'em
1.cum. baby refering to the pregnancy part, and naise, like mayonaise. make the connection?
2.word you thought you heard said instead of bathing apes in the song soulja boy.
pimpjuice pimp juice cum soulja boy bathing apes
"...haters get mad cuz i got me some babynaise...."
joey: why would ppl get mad? he can get chicks pregnant and they cant?
austin: no he's saying bathing apes, not...babynaise? joey, i dont think thats a word.
joey: look it up on urban dictionary!
austin: theres no entry.
joey: lets make one!!
|7.||Bathing Your Grandmother|
People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!
I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)