bj's definitions
a mother or
a person who indulges in sexual intercourse with their mother derogatory - that means insulting
a person who indulges in sexual intercourse with their mother derogatory - that means insulting
by Bj February 17, 2003
Get the muthamug. by bj March 13, 2005
Get the sheighlemug. Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.
by BJ February 20, 2005
Get the Silk glovemug. P erson
R idiculous
I nit
C ock
K inda stupid init
This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.
AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)
R idiculous
I nit
C ock
K inda stupid init
This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.
AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)
by BJ January 14, 2004
Get the towniemug. an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.
by BJ March 20, 2003
Get the compaqmug. by BJ December 16, 2003
Get the trump cardmug. When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 27, 2004
Get the shartedmug.