bj's definitions

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

townie

P erson
R idiculous
I nit
C ock
K inda stupid init

This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.

AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)

I is well ard init

by BJ January 14, 2004

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004

booberry

Special little friend

I love my little booberry!

by BJ July 14, 2003

manicillin

1. something a guy gives to someone who is feeling sick/sad/etc.

2. Sperm

Since Caleab was feeling down, I gave him a manicillin shot. After that, he was feeling better.

by bj September 16, 2004