Urban Dictionary: Author bj

15.

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.

"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."

by BJ February 20, 2005

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16.

puss boy

A whiner. A crier. A sissy. Someone who is afraid of everything.

Derrick is such a puss boy. He never stops whining.

by BJ December 16, 2003

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17.

Yopee

Bigger then a Kluger...

d00d that yopee is way bigger then that kluger. see - kluger

by BJ November 13, 2003

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18.

uber geek

A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.

My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.

by BJ July 18, 2003

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19.

busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

by BJ November 02, 2003

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20.

schvone

Razar burn after shaving your pubic region. Most likley located above the penis area. Quite irritating.

Bryce: Ben!!!, i schvoned myself.
Ben: Thats fuckin nasty man... I can't wait to tell zach.
Zach(later on): Bryce!, you fuckin schvone

by BJ October 05, 2004

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21.

Kirika

noun: AK staff member, bisexual pedophile, rapper, and canadian.

Bad kirika, noobs are not for you'r personal entertainment!!

by Bj July 10, 2004

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