compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.
Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!
by BJ March 20, 2003
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Silk glove

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.
"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."
by BJ February 20, 2005
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Don Johnson

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!
by BJ August 25, 2004
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Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion
Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.
by BJ November 02, 2003
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sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 28, 2004
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C-Mo

I like my C-Mo straight up, not with a mixer.
by BJ December 17, 2003
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foregrip

Short for "forward grip."

The part of the body of a rifle, carbine or SMG which is held by the forward (non-firing) hand.
Grab the pistol grip with your right hand, the foregrip with your left, and pull the buttstock tight against your right shoulder.
by BJ September 09, 2004
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