bj's definitions

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004

draunchy

disgustingly raunchy

ew that man is so draunchy

by bj October 29, 2003

fish hook

Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.

Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.

by BJ February 21, 2005

puss boy

A whiner. A crier. A sissy. Someone who is afraid of everything.

Derrick is such a puss boy. He never stops whining.

by BJ December 16, 2003

Bowl Job

A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.

Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.

by BJ November 10, 2004

C-Mo

Captian Morgan Spiced Rum

I like my C-Mo straight up, not with a mixer.

by BJ December 16, 2003

Buda

marijana, weed, herb
or stoned high

I need to get some Buda.

by bj November 25, 2002