bj's definitions

grits

The Southern version of pollenta.

by BJ July 18, 2003

spokedroid

A person who speaks nothing but rubish on a companys behalf.

A Telstra spokedroid was quoted as saying during a press release today...

by BJ June 26, 2003

bitches

A word used to describe a lowley group of woman.

Get in the kitchen and bake me a pie bitches.

by BJ February 20, 2003

Bowl Job

A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.

Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.

by BJ November 10, 2004

puss boy

A whiner. A crier. A sissy. Someone who is afraid of everything.

Derrick is such a puss boy. He never stops whining.

by BJ December 16, 2003

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

For sure / of course

You wanna play some b-ball?
Fo shizzle mah nizzle

by Bj February 17, 2003

Silk glove

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.

"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."

by BJ February 20, 2005