bj's definitions

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

Badusy

the after sex aroma of booty dick and pussy.

yo nigga u have been fuckin sum 1 cause it defitnitly smells like badusy up in this joint.

by BJ July 1, 2003

meat pole

a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star

by BJ May 13, 2005

grits

The Southern version of pollenta.

by BJ July 18, 2003

black latin

you add izz in the midst of the word wherever it is easiest to speak it.

lizzet mizee brizzeak it dizzown for yizzou. DAMN IT'S LIKE ANOTHER LIZZANGUAGE!!

by BJ January 8, 2005