bj's definitions

grits

The Southern version of pollenta.

by BJ July 18, 2003

bitches

A word used to describe a lowley group of woman.

Get in the kitchen and bake me a pie bitches.

by BJ February 20, 2003

spokedroid

A person who speaks nothing but rubish on a companys behalf.

A Telstra spokedroid was quoted as saying during a press release today...

by BJ June 26, 2003

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

quintas

receiving a blumpkin oral sex while taking a dump while also doing a top shelf taking a dump in the top portion of the toilet

by BJ October 17, 2003