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foregrip

Short for "forward grip."

The part of the body of a rifle, carbine or SMG which is held by the forward (non-firing) hand.
Grab the pistol grip with your right hand, the foregrip with your left, and pull the buttstock tight against your right shoulder.
by BJ September 9, 2004
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booberry

I love my little booberry!
by BJ July 14, 2003
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fish hook

Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.
Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.
by BJ February 21, 2005
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kluger

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight
-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!
by BJ October 15, 2003
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trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.
I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}
by BJ December 16, 2003
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townie

P erson
R idiculous
I nit
C ock
K inda stupid init

This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.

AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)
by BJ January 14, 2004
mugGet the towniemug.

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.
Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!
by BJ March 20, 2003
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