11 definitions by bigblackballs69420

The king of patience, known for spending 25 hours a day lava casting for no apparent reason.
Matho95 is sexy as fuck.
by bigblackballs69420 July 11, 2022
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When you put your balls on a grill to achieve the ultimate pain tolerance
Johnny just ballbecue'd himself into a supersayan
by bigblackballs69420 September 2, 2023
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Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, as well as the CEO of racism. His penis is so long he can wrap it around the earth and fuck his own asshole.
by bigblackballs69420 July 10, 2022
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The hacker ultra instinct mode of Th3_L1nk. He is known for popbobing several national security agencies and griefing your IRL house.
"DId you hear about the NSA?"
"No, what happened"
"The Hacker Th3_L1nk blew it up with a pipe bomb!"
by bigblackballs69420 December 20, 2022
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When you pull down her pants and she whips out a cock bigger than yours
I got totally played by Dirty Malyssa
by bigblackballs69420 July 11, 2023
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