batman's definitions

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 12, 2002

D.K.

An artistic-like individual with a bent towards verbosing loudly and "feeding monkeys".

Your Saab makes you look like a D.K.

by batman April 16, 2006

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001

thekit

slang for three crack rocks

"Yo, MArtinez hook me up with a thekit"

by Batman March 6, 2005

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004

Chazabuk

(Noun) - A Domesticated Animal that has the ability to assume human form, play online video games for hours on end, say pointless inane movie quotes and annoy hard working individuals.

Charles (A.K.A Superman) - A perfect example of what happens when wild uncontrollable Chazabuk's like these get introduced into a college where hard work and study are encouraged, it only see's the fun and destroys it.

by Batman November 20, 2003