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bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.
1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
by batman July 1, 2004
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Jexing

Joking. From root word 'jexa'.
Yo blood, yu jexin' wit me?
by Batman March 30, 2005
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carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus
by Batman November 9, 2001
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Franck

Strage Franco-germanic creature with large "Snozzle" prodtruding from the inner face. Often found with a multicoloured hat expending a wide variety of emotions daily.
by Batman March 30, 2004
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orlanda

An Orlanda.

She is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. She has the tendency to go for old ladies. She likes to eat there spaghetti.
My name is Orlanda, I like to eat sghetti with naked old ladies.
by batman September 7, 2004
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Maelstrom

Damn, The Maelstrom's 1339.
by Batman November 11, 2003
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Dump

by BATMAN January 7, 2003
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