batman's definitions

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

sonned

the past tense of to son, a lighter form of grandsonned.

now that you're sonned, I'm gonna get busy with joo mama!

by Batman February 21, 2003

im not sure whether its bleeding any more

the phrase used to express the feeling of insecurity of ones ear

'u know my ear? im not sure whether its bleedong any more.'

by batman March 19, 2005

psycheout

A derogatory term, see brown noser

It's all shpadoinkle!

by batman December 30, 2004

Fookoff

Fuck Off

Why dont you fuck off?

by Batman November 11, 2003

tenacious ten

naked nine - PLUS BO! see also faggots

bo stop being a bitch and go back to the tenacious ten.

by batman February 15, 2005

blue balls

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.

That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!

by Batman November 10, 2001