batman's definitions

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

Walpole

the coolest, best person ever!!

Mike: i got an A on my math test!
Matt: way to go, you're a real Walpole!!

by Batman March 5, 2004

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004

recockulous

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...

Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.

by Batman April 12, 2002

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

spossle

Apple (as opposed to boysenberry)

Mom: What flavors of jelly?
Jacob: Spossle and boysenberry.
Mom: What was the first one?
Jacob: Apple.

by batman July 1, 2004

skeet

common word used in hip hop, most common use is the ejaculate on someone or somethin

angelo used his dick to skeet all over dana's virgin eyes

by Batman January 2, 2005