barry's definitions

Print

Used to mean 'more, more!' Originally used to mean print more copies of useless crap while in a lesson at school, to waste time.

Teacher: Today we will learn algebra.
Student: PRINT!

by Barry June 4, 2004

bar

To get an erection.

Blimey, she gave me the hardest bar, I had to get a cold spoon and smack it!

by Barry October 18, 2003

Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzle

1. A polite and well meaning colloquialism used to express agreement with a cohort. (This phrase entered american vernacular when famed celebrity/artist/rapper/pornographer/movie star Snoop Dogg started using it and other words containing the suffix "izzle" or "izzy.")

2. To aquiesce to or agree with a proposition or idea offered by an affable peer.

My Boy D-Bo axed me if I was going to the game tonight... I said "Fo' Shizzle my nizzle" in the pitch of a tenor.

by Barry February 12, 2004

Gummi

Usually used in the plural (gummis), a gummi is a small edible bribe that a teacher offers a pupil to work. Gummis are usually sweets.

Bob: Miss, I can't be bothered to work!
Miss: Oh Bob... I have gummis!
Bob: OK!
(Bob then works like mad)

by Barry June 4, 2004

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 4, 2004