barry's definitions

side burn

when a roll up,fag or spliff only burns on one side.

oh shit, i've got a side burn on my joint

by barry July 22, 2003

rice rocket

dozens and dozens of stickers (AEM, STREETGLOW, NOS) in weird ass places (gas tank, wing, license plate, middle of windshield)+a wing big enough to give you an enormous amount of downforce to practically lift ur front tires+green rims+9999k hids+white emblems(glow in the dark)+exhaust sticking out so far its bigger than a black mans dick+copy of fast and the furious part 1 and 2 in ur car=what is that red button on ur steering wheel...OMFG...HELL NO...IS THAT....NOSSSSS

the kid next door, that thinks NOS is the best thing in the world

by Barry March 1, 2005

geniosity

when you do something of genius proportions and barry and emmet simultaniasly came up with the word

thats geniosity

by barry June 19, 2003

Monobrain

Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.

Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?

by Barry June 4, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzle

1. A polite and well meaning colloquialism used to express agreement with a cohort. (This phrase entered american vernacular when famed celebrity/artist/rapper/pornographer/movie star Snoop Dogg started using it and other words containing the suffix "izzle" or "izzy.")

2. To aquiesce to or agree with a proposition or idea offered by an affable peer.

My Boy D-Bo axed me if I was going to the game tonight... I said "Fo' Shizzle my nizzle" in the pitch of a tenor.

by Barry February 12, 2004

Happysack

A small bean-filled ball which you lob around classrooms for fun.

Hey MJ, chuck me the happysack! I want a piece of that pie!

by Barry June 4, 2004

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004