barry's definitions

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

Randi

Hot sticky wad of cum.

Dan was wacking his Durbin and shot Randi all over Toms face.

See Definition for Durbin

by Barry April 15, 2005

axt

Ebonic for ask

He axt me a question

by barry April 22, 2003

Gummi

Usually used in the plural (gummis), a gummi is a small edible bribe that a teacher offers a pupil to work. Gummis are usually sweets.

Bob: Miss, I can't be bothered to work!
Miss: Oh Bob... I have gummis!
Bob: OK!
(Bob then works like mad)

by Barry June 4, 2004

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 4, 2004

McGunit

Tim Smith, the one and only McGunit

Whassup McGunit?

by Barry June 3, 2004

bar

To get an erection.

Blimey, she gave me the hardest bar, I had to get a cold spoon and smack it!

by Barry October 18, 2003