barry's definitions

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 6, 2004

Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzle

1. A polite and well meaning colloquialism used to express agreement with a cohort. (This phrase entered american vernacular when famed celebrity/artist/rapper/pornographer/movie star Snoop Dogg started using it and other words containing the suffix "izzle" or "izzy.")

2. To aquiesce to or agree with a proposition or idea offered by an affable peer.

My Boy D-Bo axed me if I was going to the game tonight... I said "Fo' Shizzle my nizzle" in the pitch of a tenor.

by Barry February 12, 2004

Williamson's in goal

Putting an older member of the group (preferably a teacher) in goal when playing football.

Let's play defensively. Williamson's in goal!

by Barry June 4, 2004